SAGE PUNK
@in-the-swamp.bsky.social
I’m at the gym doing lat pull downs while thinking about my gf
November 13, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I’m at the gym doing lat pull downs while thinking about my gf
Spending $23 on a meal at 5 Guys (I only worked 4 hours last week)
October 15, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Spending $23 on a meal at 5 Guys (I only worked 4 hours last week)
I accidentally had my nut-sack resting on my phone during the FEMA test yesterday, and I also put my whole phone up my ass ACCIDENTALLY. Am I going to be okay?
October 5, 2023 at 11:06 AM
I accidentally had my nut-sack resting on my phone during the FEMA test yesterday, and I also put my whole phone up my ass ACCIDENTALLY. Am I going to be okay?
Who the hell is this Ben Ghazi guy, and why are people trying to cancel him for something he did in 2012???
October 4, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Who the hell is this Ben Ghazi guy, and why are people trying to cancel him for something he did in 2012???
Ur lookin at the new world record holder of “Have sex in Baldur's Gate 3 any % glitches speed run”
October 3, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Ur lookin at the new world record holder of “Have sex in Baldur's Gate 3 any % glitches speed run”
My guess is that Drake has had so much pussy that he’s gay now & can’t get hard at the strip club
September 30, 2023 at 12:12 AM
My guess is that Drake has had so much pussy that he’s gay now & can’t get hard at the strip club
Weed is the mind killer
September 8, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Weed is the mind killer
I’m a thinker…a deep thinker
September 3, 2023 at 5:17 PM
I’m a thinker…a deep thinker
BITCH I FEEL LIKE TONY SOPRANO
(fat and Italian)
(fat and Italian)
September 1, 2023 at 12:29 PM
BITCH I FEEL LIKE TONY SOPRANO
(fat and Italian)
(fat and Italian)
Sometimes in life you’re gonna be a Guts & other times you’re gonna be a Griffith
September 1, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Sometimes in life you’re gonna be a Guts & other times you’re gonna be a Griffith
I’m gonna shootcha!
September 1, 2023 at 2:39 AM
I’m gonna shootcha!
I’m eating grocery store sushi while discussing my hatred of The Beach Boys and Christmas music
August 28, 2023 at 7:50 PM
I’m eating grocery store sushi while discussing my hatred of The Beach Boys and Christmas music
Good pussy got me watching Steven Universe
August 27, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Good pussy got me watching Steven Universe
They call me The Big OSHA Violator
August 26, 2023 at 4:47 PM
They call me The Big OSHA Violator
Just found out the new guy at work plays DOTA
August 22, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Just found out the new guy at work plays DOTA
Being a Union furniture Installer is the sickest job I’ve ever had
August 22, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Being a Union furniture Installer is the sickest job I’ve ever had
my jerk off arm vs the other one
August 21, 2023 at 2:00 PM
my jerk off arm vs the other one
Rebecca Sugar looks like Adam Friedland
August 21, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Rebecca Sugar looks like Adam Friedland
Damn, so this is the real gay twitter
August 19, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Damn, so this is the real gay twitter