allison
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you can’t arrest me I’m the cake boss (she/her)
just mapped the antiques road trip I’m doing for my drive home for Christmas later this week and I have truly rarely been so excited for something
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just mapped the antiques road trip I’m doing for my drive home for Christmas later this week and I have truly rarely been so excited for something
the crunch fitness personal trainers call me like 2x a week even though I’ve told them to leave me alone so I started saying “uhhh no” when they ask if it’s Allison and they don’t know what to do with that
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the crunch fitness personal trainers call me like 2x a week even though I’ve told them to leave me alone so I started saying “uhhh no” when they ask if it’s Allison and they don’t know what to do with that
just watched sinners and we need to be doing more movies where an incredibly hot actor plays twins
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
just watched sinners and we need to be doing more movies where an incredibly hot actor plays twins
all that jazz is a good movie
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
all that jazz is a good movie
hm haven’t seen anyone else with “honky tonk” as their top genre on Spotify wrapped #unique #different
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hm haven’t seen anyone else with “honky tonk” as their top genre on Spotify wrapped #unique #different
like 60% of the policy job postings I’m seeing these days are for AI companies which is cool and chill and normal and doesn’t at all make me want to fling myself from the highest tower
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
like 60% of the policy job postings I’m seeing these days are for AI companies which is cool and chill and normal and doesn’t at all make me want to fling myself from the highest tower
my mental health is bad anyway so I’ve decided to start posting again
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
my mental health is bad anyway so I’ve decided to start posting again
is the cake boss on ozempic
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
is the cake boss on ozempic
no one is doing it like them
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
no one is doing it like them
forced to listen to trump commentate the commanders being killed by the lions while chuck schumer sells our healthcare down the river
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
forced to listen to trump commentate the commanders being killed by the lions while chuck schumer sells our healthcare down the river
just need everyone to be aware that JD Vance’s brother didn’t just lose the Cincinnati mayoral election he got absolutely stomped 😌
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
just need everyone to be aware that JD Vance’s brother didn’t just lose the Cincinnati mayoral election he got absolutely stomped 😌
interesting that the book and movie are no country for old men when there is a country for old men and we’re livin’ in it 😆😆😆
October 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
interesting that the book and movie are no country for old men when there is a country for old men and we’re livin’ in it 😆😆😆
it’s so crazy that the government can just shut down
October 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
it’s so crazy that the government can just shut down
getting my flu and covid boosters after already getting my xolair this morning, they call me the human pin cushion
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
getting my flu and covid boosters after already getting my xolair this morning, they call me the human pin cushion
forgoing a security system and instead putting a motion sensor billy bigmouth bass at every entrance to my home
September 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
forgoing a security system and instead putting a motion sensor billy bigmouth bass at every entrance to my home
most stressful month of my life at work but just turned on my out of office for the next ten days for our belated honeymoon ✨✨✨
May 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
most stressful month of my life at work but just turned on my out of office for the next ten days for our belated honeymoon ✨✨✨
Isn’t Latin Yankee the guy who sings gasolina
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, a native of Chicago who is now the first American-born pope, has spent most of his career outside of the U.S, ministering to the dispossessed and marginalized.
The “Latin Yankee,” as he is known in Rome, worked 20 years in Peru.
The “Latin Yankee,” as he is known in Rome, worked 20 years in Peru.
American-born Cardinal Robert F. Prevost is elected pope
The “Latin Yankee,” as he is known in Rome, worked 20 years in Peru’s poorest enclave and even became a naturalized citizen there.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Isn’t Latin Yankee the guy who sings gasolina
Villanova alum, the pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Villanova alum, the pope
this pic of Guthrie feels extremely memeable
April 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
this pic of Guthrie feels extremely memeable
shedeur sanders and sam howell picked at the exact same spot lol
April 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
shedeur sanders and sam howell picked at the exact same spot lol
are helicopters the submersibles of the sky
April 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
are helicopters the submersibles of the sky