I... think it was Link's Awakening on the Game Boy Color. Or Pokémon Blue, I honestly couldn't say without memory getting real fuzzy.

They need to join us in good old Bobby Scott representative land. We have cookies or something.

Okay, you had me at Vampire Survivors x Brotato gameplay. Grabbing that demo to play this week.

I uh... routinely drive from PTown to (undisclosed location in northern VA) in a little less than 3 hours a few times a year. But I'm not a lead foot, I swear!

The only time I got pinched was 83 on 295, which anything over 80 is felony reckless. The AG was... much more impressive there.

Ah, a koi pattern! She's a gorgeous betta.

Yes. Take Princess to the Mexican place. If it was good food, you can trust him.

Alien bobcat contacting the mothership via tail Morse code.

We could get another remake of Land of Confusion for the current administration, and it'd hit just as hard as for Reagan (Genesis) and Bush (Disturbed).

Oh no, can everyone just continue the sweet fanart of glitch doe? It's too close to Christmas for "discourse."

I sure remember when the Midtown was one way. First time I saw a tractor trailer barreling toward me with headlights blazing, I almost crapped myself.

Of course, this goes for any spouse/significant other of any gender, or hell, if you're still living with your folks, you can fill their stockings too!

Boar's Head is the brand for that ham commercial. Not gonna lie, I immediately had "Sweet Slice ham from Boar's Head to all of you" jingle crawl through my head like an ear worm.

Look, there's bad vibes in the house, but we've been here long enough that they're pretty much *our* bad vibes now. Much like the escaped mintyard and the rodents of unusual size in the attic.

I suppose you could get it blessed to be absolutely sure.

LIVE Laugh Love about it later, perhaps?