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Dr. Horsey McHorseface
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2000 year old senator and horse
Traditional merrineum cake decorated with the sacred trilobite of St Ignatius
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Mornings are overrated. But a hearty Io Saturnalia to those who celebrate
December 25, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Tonight was venison haunch in an oloroso and sage pan sauce with puy lentils and potatoes.
And human blood garnish
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Actually did a grown up thing and booked my leave for Xmas. I feel dirty
December 10, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I am not fond of nasty blowy weather attacking house
December 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Who here likes pickled walnuts? The young folk at work had not heard of them.
December 6, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Work have instituted a secret Satan rota. So far I have avoided it but the pressure to sign up is really strong. But I really do not fecking want to.
December 1, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Normal Sunday run to Tesco. So normal exhaustion.
Why is it so loud?
Why is it so bright?
Why is it so full of arseholes?
Can we teach the arseholes basic trolley etiquette?
December 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
OK so ticked off two jobs but the trip around TESCO has wiped me out. Must sit with tea and regain enough spoons for ironing.
Seriously being an adult sucks. It sucks donkey wang.
November 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Today I need tidying up spoons. Currently a bit spoonless. More tea is the answer, I am sure.
November 24, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Frustrating day of bad communication. Ffs "can you do thing x" is not the same as "please do thing x".
One of those gets me to do thing x. One gets me to tell you if it is feasible.
November 20, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Today I managed to go to the pharmacy and do 2 loads of laundry. This feels like it should have a saga written about it.
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Another year, another Movember moustache. Raising funds for mens health.
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Wednesdays are too long
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Antelope
February 16, 2024 at 7:43 AM
One of my legs is now too short. I may fit a castor.
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Secret recipe ginger parkin.
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I'm doing Movember this year. International mens day made me want to say to men in trouble "I'm here for you"i
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Compulsion to make shortbread at 4am.
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
@lafranglaise.bsky.social you here too? Want some mania shortbread?
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
@captainscience.bsky.social ok I got it to work. Will take the odd canter round here.
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM