Incognito Bowser
@incognito-bowser.bsky.social
No one reads bios. Unless you're a biologist.
Donald Trump is that insufferable child at a birthday party that needs his own gift to open, or he'll throw a tantrum.
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Donald Trump is that insufferable child at a birthday party that needs his own gift to open, or he'll throw a tantrum.
The leader of the Party that constantly steers at "participation trophies" was given a made-up participation trophy.
Your leader is a toddler.
Your leader is a toddler.
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The leader of the Party that constantly steers at "participation trophies" was given a made-up participation trophy.
Your leader is a toddler.
Your leader is a toddler.
Wow! My gym has a free weight section! So nice! I should have my home gym set up soon at this rate.
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wow! My gym has a free weight section! So nice! I should have my home gym set up soon at this rate.
We may have our differences, but we all clean our hands on our glass of water at a restaurant the same.
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We may have our differences, but we all clean our hands on our glass of water at a restaurant the same.
If you don't eat a full serving size, you don't need to log the calories.
Follow for more health tips!
Follow for more health tips!
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you don't eat a full serving size, you don't need to log the calories.
Follow for more health tips!
Follow for more health tips!
Missing spooky season. The only thing haunting me now are my bills.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Missing spooky season. The only thing haunting me now are my bills.
Funny how the "I don't pick sides" people only ever seem to defend right-wing controversies...
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Funny how the "I don't pick sides" people only ever seem to defend right-wing controversies...
It's insulting that he's getting more love, sympathy, and attention than he and his fans ever gave to the child victims of gun violence.
September 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's insulting that he's getting more love, sympathy, and attention than he and his fans ever gave to the child victims of gun violence.
I'm not burnt out. I'm lightly toasted.
August 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm not burnt out. I'm lightly toasted.
America: Where the immigration policy includes a wildlife exhibit.
July 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
America: Where the immigration policy includes a wildlife exhibit.
Who needs therapy when I've got a bookshelf full of characters with worse problems than mine?
July 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Who needs therapy when I've got a bookshelf full of characters with worse problems than mine?
U.S. politics is like watching the Titanic sink, but half the passengers are arguing that the iceberg isn’t real.
July 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
U.S. politics is like watching the Titanic sink, but half the passengers are arguing that the iceberg isn’t real.
Nothing says, ‘I’m not in control of my life’ like standing in the yard at 3AM, begging a dog to poop.
June 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nothing says, ‘I’m not in control of my life’ like standing in the yard at 3AM, begging a dog to poop.
Me: I’m not letting the dogs on the couch.
Also me: Scoots over, sacrifices entire side, sits half-off the cushion like a guest.
Also me: Scoots over, sacrifices entire side, sits half-off the cushion like a guest.
June 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me: I’m not letting the dogs on the couch.
Also me: Scoots over, sacrifices entire side, sits half-off the cushion like a guest.
Also me: Scoots over, sacrifices entire side, sits half-off the cushion like a guest.
I didn’t spiral, I twirled. It was ✨whimsical despair.✨
June 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I didn’t spiral, I twirled. It was ✨whimsical despair.✨
If you have a bigger problem with fringe riots than with the blatant disregard for laws and the Constitution from your government, you're weirdly focused on the wrong thing.
June 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you have a bigger problem with fringe riots than with the blatant disregard for laws and the Constitution from your government, you're weirdly focused on the wrong thing.
Hey, remember when people were getting called "crazy" and "hyperbolic" for comparing Trump to Hitler?
Now, the same people who called them that are cheering on the export of a certain group of people to foreign torture prisons without due process because "they deserve it."
Haha! Awkward.
Now, the same people who called them that are cheering on the export of a certain group of people to foreign torture prisons without due process because "they deserve it."
Haha! Awkward.
May 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey, remember when people were getting called "crazy" and "hyperbolic" for comparing Trump to Hitler?
Now, the same people who called them that are cheering on the export of a certain group of people to foreign torture prisons without due process because "they deserve it."
Haha! Awkward.
Now, the same people who called them that are cheering on the export of a certain group of people to foreign torture prisons without due process because "they deserve it."
Haha! Awkward.
Everyone grasping for any excuse for why the erroneously deported Maryland resident "deserves" to be in a foreign torture prison...
Let's not forget that many German citizens were convinced that Jewish people were criminals deserving of detainment without due process.
Let's not forget that many German citizens were convinced that Jewish people were criminals deserving of detainment without due process.
April 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyone grasping for any excuse for why the erroneously deported Maryland resident "deserves" to be in a foreign torture prison...
Let's not forget that many German citizens were convinced that Jewish people were criminals deserving of detainment without due process.
Let's not forget that many German citizens were convinced that Jewish people were criminals deserving of detainment without due process.
My favourite game?
Actually reading the articles of the headlines people use to argue with me, only to find their own source debunking/arguing against their own point.
Actually reading the articles of the headlines people use to argue with me, only to find their own source debunking/arguing against their own point.
April 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My favourite game?
Actually reading the articles of the headlines people use to argue with me, only to find their own source debunking/arguing against their own point.
Actually reading the articles of the headlines people use to argue with me, only to find their own source debunking/arguing against their own point.
When we were kids, "Anyone can become President" was meant to be inspiring. Now it's more of a threat, isn't it?
April 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
When we were kids, "Anyone can become President" was meant to be inspiring. Now it's more of a threat, isn't it?
Imagine the shit Adam would have stirred if he got a "Mom" tattoo.
April 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Imagine the shit Adam would have stirred if he got a "Mom" tattoo.
A Map of Days by Ransom Riggs
4/5: As the bioks progress, I feel they get a bit cheesier, but I still enjoy them. A fun adventure exploring America's Peculiardom.
#books
4/5: As the bioks progress, I feel they get a bit cheesier, but I still enjoy them. A fun adventure exploring America's Peculiardom.
#books
March 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A Map of Days by Ransom Riggs
4/5: As the bioks progress, I feel they get a bit cheesier, but I still enjoy them. A fun adventure exploring America's Peculiardom.
#books
4/5: As the bioks progress, I feel they get a bit cheesier, but I still enjoy them. A fun adventure exploring America's Peculiardom.
#books
What primate loves eating peanut-butter cups?
The Reese's macaque.
The Reese's macaque.
March 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What primate loves eating peanut-butter cups?
The Reese's macaque.
The Reese's macaque.
Rice is probably one of the top five worst things to get stuck in your throat.
Number one is probably, like, a spear.
Number one is probably, like, a spear.
March 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Rice is probably one of the top five worst things to get stuck in your throat.
Number one is probably, like, a spear.
Number one is probably, like, a spear.
brother. do. you. love. me. by Manni Coe.
4/5: A touching insight into the struggle of finding the best way of life for a disabled loved one.
#books
4/5: A touching insight into the struggle of finding the best way of life for a disabled loved one.
#books
March 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
brother. do. you. love. me. by Manni Coe.
4/5: A touching insight into the struggle of finding the best way of life for a disabled loved one.
#books
4/5: A touching insight into the struggle of finding the best way of life for a disabled loved one.
#books