Merry Christmas to everyone including all the people I hate. Hope you're having a wonderful holiday and I wish you all a happy new year as well.

Republicans to Americans who rely on SNAP benefits: "You're going to starve because of the Democrats also if you can't afford food you deserve to starve so go get a job and stop mooching off the government but also blame the Democrats for not funding the benefits you don't deserve"

My friend goes to the college where the thing happened and he was shaken up by a shooting happening so close to him and I really wanted to say something like "Don't worry, no one who mattered was shot" but I held back because he had never heard of the guy so I would just come across as insensitive

I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER THE GROK ANIME SEXBOT HOW IS THIS REAL

The vibes have been atrocious this week

Can't afford a Switch 2 but at least I can enjoy watching the president of the United States and the richest man in the world tearing each other apart on social media

It would be cool if I could just get paid to exist

If the new pope is hot I'm converting to Catholicism

I have big ambitions of being more than just a seal one day.

Getting increasingly worried that all this pope trump stuff is leading to the establishment of a new MAGA church with trump being touted as an even higher authority than the pope

JUST LET ME HAVE MY FLUORIDE WATER GOSH

Just an autistic seal here wishing I live somewhere else

hey man leave heard and mcdonald islands alone my family lives there they don't even know what a tariff is

everything sucks but at least seals still exist

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Turning the country into a Christian theocracy actually means less religious freedom for Christians because there's only one official state sponsored interpretation of scripture so my personal interpretation that it's ok to be gay or trans or get abortions and not ok to be obscenely rich is invalid.

how it feels to be american right now

how did i get here