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Indigo Clark
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Unbridled…Unbothered…Uncensored
Them: Imagine the exposure you’ll get on this gig!

Me (in my mind): Expose deez nuts!

Me (in real life): Expose deez nuts!
March 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I had a literal blind date months ago. It was horrible. Dude was a douche and his dental hygiene was 🥴🤢🤮
March 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Had a hip replacement yesterday. They got me wearing this cold compression device that wraps around my hip and thigh. Unfortunately, part of it is in my crotch area. And so now I have a case of cold coochie 😅😩
March 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
One day I was having sexy time with this dude…and snot fell out of his nose and onto my face 🥴🤢🤮 I guess his dick gave his nose the honor of bustin’ a nut 🤣😩 #FreakyFriday #NastyAF
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Here come the angry evangelicals 🤣
February 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Was peeling a clementine, and this happened. Guess my subconscious is telling me that I need some 🍆
February 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So if Dawn can remove oil from ducks and whatnot, then why in the blue hell can it not get rid of that orange spaghetti sauce residue you see in Tupperware?! For fuck’s sake!! 😖
February 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Reposted by Indigo Clark
February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Some of these conscious 🥷🏾 be trying to hotep their way into some 🐈
February 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kissing foot AND ass
The Revolution will be AI-icized
February 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Somebody shat in the bathroom at work…funky AF! Don’t know who, but I caught the odiferous remnants 🥴 Didn’t want anybody to think it was me, so I got out of there with the swiftness before I was seen 🤣 #MyShitSmellsLikeRoses
February 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Saw a vid where my ex and his new wife were wearing matching sweatshirts. We never did that, and I’m good with it 🤣
February 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
🤭
February 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The United States has officially become the urinal drain of the world. Time to pack up.
February 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Maybe I should be more tamed 🧐🤔 Nah.
February 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
For those of you whose heads it went over, here is a breakdown of #KendrickLamar’s #SuperBowl performance. And for those who get mad, stay mad and go drive into a brick wall with no seatbelt on.

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February 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I concur, sir. I…concur.
My favourite insult, possibly of all time. Dusting it off. #nevertrump #shitgibbon
February 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Where is #DaylinLeach?! I need him to call Donnie Boy a #shitgibbon once again 🤣
February 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What’s up peeps?! How has you commander-in-chief fucked you over on this wonderful Wednesday? 😇🫠
February 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Da troof!!
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
February 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Some of the items in my purse one day: a pair of earrings I misplaced, a pack of grape flavored cigarillos, and a pregnancy test. Yep, gotta stay ready.
February 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This nation is being fucked in the ass with no K-Y, Astroglide, or Vaseline in sight
February 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Time for me to get comfortable and settled up in here (stretches and cracks knuckles)
a little girl with red curly hair is smiling and saying `` i think i 'm gonna like it here '' .
Alt: a little girl with red curly hair is smiling and saying `` i think i 'm gonna like it here '' .
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February 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Good fucking day, Fam!!! 🤘🏾♥️😜
February 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM