My new view. It's pretty amazing to move somewhere where someone else had been tending the garden. I am witnessing delight after delight as things start to emerge. Stay tuned.

I liked it better when nobody even thought about Ohio.

Us: FAFO

Them: Wait. You mean me?

Us: Yes, we meant you all along.

Them: *dumbstruck silence*

🤫🫠🤭

#StuffFoundOnMyPhone

When your kid gets a hold of your phone.

Bug parasol.

Let’s talk irony: how can we expect dog owners to clean up after their pets when operations teams fail to provide enough waste stations and supplies? Accountability goes both ways.

You can never spend too much time with your dog.

Well, I suck at that. #DutchPourFail

Congrats, you just unlocked my villain origin story.

Making business cards to go with my costume at an annual Xmas party. Theme this year is Scary Christmas. I’m going as Hermey the Elf after he went full on serial killer on the Island of Misfit Toys. 😂