there must be a god because i'm on PTO on what might be the most chaotic day this company has experienced in the entire 11 years i've worked there
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
there must be a god because i'm on PTO on what might be the most chaotic day this company has experienced in the entire 11 years i've worked there
nothing puts the limits of my compassion for other humans to the test like a trip to the scarborough walmart
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
nothing puts the limits of my compassion for other humans to the test like a trip to the scarborough walmart
it's a good thing i'm a crafty bitch with a lot of random art shit in my house because boy howdy do i have an assload of christmas presents to make this weekend
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
it's a good thing i'm a crafty bitch with a lot of random art shit in my house because boy howdy do i have an assload of christmas presents to make this weekend
i have been to the outside and i cannot recommend you do the same
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i have been to the outside and i cannot recommend you do the same
i was supposed to get a massage today but it got cancelled so i guess i'm just gonna make curry instead
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i was supposed to get a massage today but it got cancelled so i guess i'm just gonna make curry instead
i'm a person who can just *do* very low-stakes parallel parking now and i feel like i've lost a key component of my personality
parallel parked on the first try for the *second* time this year, everyone please clap
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i'm a person who can just *do* very low-stakes parallel parking now and i feel like i've lost a key component of my personality
i can't imagine how my old coworker has enough time in the day to post on the local subreddit as much as she does
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i can't imagine how my old coworker has enough time in the day to post on the local subreddit as much as she does
the eternal dilemma of "i want to send this funny thing to someone but under no circumstances do i want to trigger a conversation with them"
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the eternal dilemma of "i want to send this funny thing to someone but under no circumstances do i want to trigger a conversation with them"
the neighbor's dog won't stop barking, the cleaners are out in the hall, a firetruck just drove by, my dog won't stop chewing her toy and i'm pretty sure i'm one ill-timed car alarm away from a full menty b
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the neighbor's dog won't stop barking, the cleaners are out in the hall, a firetruck just drove by, my dog won't stop chewing her toy and i'm pretty sure i'm one ill-timed car alarm away from a full menty b
went on facebook for 2 minutes and now i'm going to be haunted by this person's name for the rest of my life
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
went on facebook for 2 minutes and now i'm going to be haunted by this person's name for the rest of my life
didn't want to read my emails anyway
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
didn't want to read my emails anyway
love to still be in the mass email chain of my mother's side of the family so i can be kept in the loop as all the elderly extended family members i barely know die
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
love to still be in the mass email chain of my mother's side of the family so i can be kept in the loop as all the elderly extended family members i barely know die
pre-holiday market morale at an all-time high
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
pre-holiday market morale at an all-time high
unprecedented levels of cranberry consumption in the last 48 hours
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
unprecedented levels of cranberry consumption in the last 48 hours
did you know that if you use archive.is you can see any paywalled nyt recipe without giving them money? anyway, look at my beautiful curd
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
did you know that if you use archive.is you can see any paywalled nyt recipe without giving them money? anyway, look at my beautiful curd
finally getting paid for the giant project that just consumed the last 14 days of my life so i treated myself to ~groceries without a budget~
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
finally getting paid for the giant project that just consumed the last 14 days of my life so i treated myself to ~groceries without a budget~
every day i see a new quirky dress on instagram and every time it's $200
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
every day i see a new quirky dress on instagram and every time it's $200
what should i listen to to power through this last leg of the project i've been working on for the past 10 days (i now hate every playlist i've ever made)
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
what should i listen to to power through this last leg of the project i've been working on for the past 10 days (i now hate every playlist i've ever made)
cody bought me a fancy plush robe from ll bean for christmas and now i look like a luxurious russian billionaire
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
cody bought me a fancy plush robe from ll bean for christmas and now i look like a luxurious russian billionaire
turning both state and high into one lane at congress at the same time monument square is shut down to put the christmas tree up is diabolical behavior
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
turning both state and high into one lane at congress at the same time monument square is shut down to put the christmas tree up is diabolical behavior
rattling the gates outside the google headquarters yelling "give me back my spreadsheets!!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
rattling the gates outside the google headquarters yelling "give me back my spreadsheets!!!!"
absolutely devastated to announce that i have in fact turned on the heat
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
absolutely devastated to announce that i have in fact turned on the heat
"it's negative, yayyyy!!!" my doctor leaving me a voicemail about the MRI i had yesterday
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"it's negative, yayyyy!!!" my doctor leaving me a voicemail about the MRI i had yesterday
health insurance is so confusing for absolutely no reason why have we built ourselves this prison
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
health insurance is so confusing for absolutely no reason why have we built ourselves this prison
3rd annual boyfriend birthday cake
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
3rd annual boyfriend birthday cake