@inebriatedjackass.bsky.social
That’s an entirely valid point.
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
That’s an entirely valid point.
D&D 3.5 was supreme. It’s gone way downhill.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
D&D 3.5 was supreme. It’s gone way downhill.
Love the shape of your face.
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Love the shape of your face.
I have… so many questions.
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I have… so many questions.
You should genuinely give this a try.
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
You should genuinely give this a try.
Adorable tortoiseshell! And you’re a gorgeous human being.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Adorable tortoiseshell! And you’re a gorgeous human being.
The saddest thing about this is that I’m 100% sure people will still buy it. Maybe not as many as before, but enough to make it lucrative.
There is no bottom to the abyss when it comes to humanity’s ability to disappoint me.
There is no bottom to the abyss when it comes to humanity’s ability to disappoint me.
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The saddest thing about this is that I’m 100% sure people will still buy it. Maybe not as many as before, but enough to make it lucrative.
There is no bottom to the abyss when it comes to humanity’s ability to disappoint me.
There is no bottom to the abyss when it comes to humanity’s ability to disappoint me.
I genuinely wish I could give you a hug.
February 8, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I genuinely wish I could give you a hug.
I could only do that if it’s an all beef frank.
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I could only do that if it’s an all beef frank.
I’m envious.
February 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I’m envious.
I’m thankful you’re you. The world needs you.
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I’m thankful you’re you. The world needs you.
Okay, but there’s a reason the character that people randomly loved in Encanto was Luisa. Women with strong backs and shoulders move the world.
February 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Okay, but there’s a reason the character that people randomly loved in Encanto was Luisa. Women with strong backs and shoulders move the world.
I hope you find the confidence and inner peace to thrive the way you deserve to thrive.
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I hope you find the confidence and inner peace to thrive the way you deserve to thrive.
I wish you the best of luck, then, in finding a partner that fills your heart and… other bits of you to capacity.
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I wish you the best of luck, then, in finding a partner that fills your heart and… other bits of you to capacity.
I mean, if you found a mutual attraction with one or some of the people who have a crush on you, who has the correct biological equipment, would intercourse count as dilating? Or are they too distinctly different to count?
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I mean, if you found a mutual attraction with one or some of the people who have a crush on you, who has the correct biological equipment, would intercourse count as dilating? Or are they too distinctly different to count?
My god, man. You’re alluring.
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My god, man. You’re alluring.
Just be patient with yourself and quick to forgive yourself.
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Just be patient with yourself and quick to forgive yourself.
I’m… honestly not quite sure what I was trying to ask here.
February 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I’m… honestly not quite sure what I was trying to ask here.
Are rise the toe beans gloves?
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Are rise the toe beans gloves?
It’s so surreal knowing we’re living in a time that, a few decades from now, history books will be describing as a cautionary tale. L
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
It’s so surreal knowing we’re living in a time that, a few decades from now, history books will be describing as a cautionary tale. L
I’d be in a hell of a lather if I saw you wearing a cute skirt around me…
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I’d be in a hell of a lather if I saw you wearing a cute skirt around me…
This is such an understatement. Someday we will have to hold all people who voted for this to account.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
This is such an understatement. Someday we will have to hold all people who voted for this to account.
You’re gorgeous.
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 PM
You’re gorgeous.
You stay exactly the way you are, ma’am. The world needs women like you. Please don’t get meaner.
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 PM
You stay exactly the way you are, ma’am. The world needs women like you. Please don’t get meaner.
I 100% read that first line to the tune of that song “I want a girl with lips like morphine.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I 100% read that first line to the tune of that song “I want a girl with lips like morphine.”