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You can't do that.
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
You can't do that.
Cheers for, um, getting me off the hook.
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Cheers for, um, getting me off the hook.
That's definitely an earthly object.
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
That's definitely an earthly object.
Right. Um... I’m setting the alarm clock for July. Goodnight Angel.
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Right. Um... I’m setting the alarm clock for July. Goodnight Angel.
"This is something new."
"This is something completely bonkers. Are we— Why is everyone talking like they just came from Pride and Prejudice?"
"This is something completely bonkers. Are we— Why is everyone talking like they just came from Pride and Prejudice?"
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
"This is something new."
"This is something completely bonkers. Are we— Why is everyone talking like they just came from Pride and Prejudice?"
"This is something completely bonkers. Are we— Why is everyone talking like they just came from Pride and Prejudice?"
New face. I had the old one for 6,000 years. I just thought it was time for a change.
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
New face. I had the old one for 6,000 years. I just thought it was time for a change.
"Ah, you startled me."
"Is that good?"
"I just didn't see you coming."
"Right."
"Is that good?"
"I just didn't see you coming."
"Right."
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
"Ah, you startled me."
"Is that good?"
"I just didn't see you coming."
"Right."
"Is that good?"
"I just didn't see you coming."
"Right."
Unforgivable. That's what I am.
January 12, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Unforgivable. That's what I am.
Aziraphale, what are you? Crowley's emotional support angel? The softest touch. The one who went native. Do you need more big human meals, Aziraphale? Shall we send up the sushi?
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Aziraphale, what are you? Crowley's emotional support angel? The softest touch. The one who went native. Do you need more big human meals, Aziraphale? Shall we send up the sushi?
You hear me, Crowley? You're doomed! Whatever happens, doomed!
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You hear me, Crowley? You're doomed! Whatever happens, doomed!
"Oh God. Where was I?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Oh God. Where was I?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
Even if I wanted to help, I couldn’t. I can't interfere with the divine plan.
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Even if I wanted to help, I couldn’t. I can't interfere with the divine plan.
Come up with something or... or I'll never talk to you again!
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Come up with something or... or I'll never talk to you again!
There... There's been prophecies.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 AM
There... There's been prophecies.
According to what I'm hearing, on a grapevine that obviously doesn't exist, upstairs is seriously troubled about Gabriel's disappearance. I'm hearing that anybody they find involved in this affair will be dealt with.
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
According to what I'm hearing, on a grapevine that obviously doesn't exist, upstairs is seriously troubled about Gabriel's disappearance. I'm hearing that anybody they find involved in this affair will be dealt with.
Excuse me! Oi!
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Excuse me! Oi!
“Creatures of Hell, you have heard the evidence against the demon known as Crowley. What is your verdict?”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
“Creatures of Hell, you have heard the evidence against the demon known as Crowley. What is your verdict?”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
Absolutely tickety-boo.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Absolutely tickety-boo.
Oh no, I can’t do that. We’re all meant to stay at home. I put up the closed sign on the window and I’ve been catching up on my reading. Do you know, I’ve never had so few customers, not in 200 years.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Oh no, I can’t do that. We’re all meant to stay at home. I put up the closed sign on the window and I’ve been catching up on my reading. Do you know, I’ve never had so few customers, not in 200 years.
I've been thinking... about Crowley.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I've been thinking... about Crowley.
But if anything goes wrong, can we agree that we break your... one miracle limit? Neither of us wants the paperwork, do we?
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
But if anything goes wrong, can we agree that we break your... one miracle limit? Neither of us wants the paperwork, do we?
Now, I don't do anything kinky except by prior arrangement. And my knees... aren't what they were. Also, if it's strict discipline you'll be wanting, you'd better tell me now cos it can take me half an hour to squeeze into the leather pinny.
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Now, I don't do anything kinky except by prior arrangement. And my knees... aren't what they were. Also, if it's strict discipline you'll be wanting, you'd better tell me now cos it can take me half an hour to squeeze into the leather pinny.
I-I-I'm afraid I hadn't actually prepared to step into the transportation portal, you see. And the body... discorporated.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I-I-I'm afraid I hadn't actually prepared to step into the transportation portal, you see. And the body... discorporated.