🖤Impy🖤
@infernal-imp.bsky.social
Minion of Hell. Fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.✨
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@infernal-imp.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Hello to everyone new who keeps finding me - just so you know, I will only follow interactive people…but my macabre regards are yours either way.
Pleased to meet you, hope you’ve guessed my name. 🖤✨
Pleased to meet you, hope you’ve guessed my name. 🖤✨
Been Christmas shopping all day with my baby - we got our taters measured, had food, and bought unnecessary things. 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Been Christmas shopping all day with my baby - we got our taters measured, had food, and bought unnecessary things. 🥰
Going swimming after 3 weeks off poorly. I know I’m gonna have to summon my inner Xena for this, I’m already knackered at the thought.
G’day guys, catch you later! 🖤
G’day guys, catch you later! 🖤
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December 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Going swimming after 3 weeks off poorly. I know I’m gonna have to summon my inner Xena for this, I’m already knackered at the thought.
G’day guys, catch you later! 🖤
G’day guys, catch you later! 🖤
Right, shall we do this then? 😬
Best wishes to you all, always.
Best wishes to you all, always.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Right, shall we do this then? 😬
Best wishes to you all, always.
Best wishes to you all, always.
Shopping wasn’t too bad thank goodness - got home to this. 😑
Cooking fats are being arseholes at the moment..
Cooking fats are being arseholes at the moment..
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Shopping wasn’t too bad thank goodness - got home to this. 😑
Cooking fats are being arseholes at the moment..
Cooking fats are being arseholes at the moment..
Damn. We have to do food shopping tomorrow, it’s the only day we can go, and the giant spawn has eaten everything in sight.
I’ve just heard it’s Black Friday. 😩
I’ve just heard it’s Black Friday. 😩
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Damn. We have to do food shopping tomorrow, it’s the only day we can go, and the giant spawn has eaten everything in sight.
I’ve just heard it’s Black Friday. 😩
I’ve just heard it’s Black Friday. 😩
3 weeks after rotting in bed with nasty chest infection, I was finally ready to exercise again.
1.5 hours later and I’m shaking like a leaf - shower and back to rotting in bed and Film roulette again. Sigh.
1.5 hours later and I’m shaking like a leaf - shower and back to rotting in bed and Film roulette again. Sigh.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
3 weeks after rotting in bed with nasty chest infection, I was finally ready to exercise again.
1.5 hours later and I’m shaking like a leaf - shower and back to rotting in bed and Film roulette again. Sigh.
1.5 hours later and I’m shaking like a leaf - shower and back to rotting in bed and Film roulette again. Sigh.
G’night my pretties, sleep peacefully, and dream beautifully. 🖤✨😘
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November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
G’night my pretties, sleep peacefully, and dream beautifully. 🖤✨😘
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I still don’t know if perma-anxiety/stress is because of middle age, or modern life. I just know it’s everyone - and we deserve a break from our own minds.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I still don’t know if perma-anxiety/stress is because of middle age, or modern life. I just know it’s everyone - and we deserve a break from our own minds.
American political rage accounts…BE GONE!!
I can’t keep up with all the blocking! 😩
I can’t keep up with all the blocking! 😩
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November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
American political rage accounts…BE GONE!!
I can’t keep up with all the blocking! 😩
I can’t keep up with all the blocking! 😩
Dubai Chocolate: do I need this in my life? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Dubai Chocolate: do I need this in my life? 🤔
Playing TV Roulette to save me from the endless scrolling, praying for something that appeals.
17 minutes into this film and I think I got the bullet. Can’t quit though, them’s the rules. 🤷🏻♀️
17 minutes into this film and I think I got the bullet. Can’t quit though, them’s the rules. 🤷🏻♀️
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Playing TV Roulette to save me from the endless scrolling, praying for something that appeals.
17 minutes into this film and I think I got the bullet. Can’t quit though, them’s the rules. 🤷🏻♀️
17 minutes into this film and I think I got the bullet. Can’t quit though, them’s the rules. 🤷🏻♀️
I just went on Facebook, and it took 42 random posts from no one I know/follow - about nothing I care about - to get to one of my friends’ updates.
Granted, I only have about 45 people there, but it’s still rubbish.
Granted, I only have about 45 people there, but it’s still rubbish.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I just went on Facebook, and it took 42 random posts from no one I know/follow - about nothing I care about - to get to one of my friends’ updates.
Granted, I only have about 45 people there, but it’s still rubbish.
Granted, I only have about 45 people there, but it’s still rubbish.
Happy new week all! 🤩
Are these American rage-politics accounts bots? There’s tons of them, been blocking like a madwoman and still gonna have to do more later.
Are these American rage-politics accounts bots? There’s tons of them, been blocking like a madwoman and still gonna have to do more later.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Happy new week all! 🤩
Are these American rage-politics accounts bots? There’s tons of them, been blocking like a madwoman and still gonna have to do more later.
Are these American rage-politics accounts bots? There’s tons of them, been blocking like a madwoman and still gonna have to do more later.
Behold this Salted Caramel & Clementine Velvetiser! A hug from the inside. 😍
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Behold this Salted Caramel & Clementine Velvetiser! A hug from the inside. 😍
Some of you are real shitheads. Disappointing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Some of you are real shitheads. Disappointing.
Night all, come share a cup with me in dreamland.. 💭🌙✨
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November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Night all, come share a cup with me in dreamland.. 💭🌙✨
So they have a 100% DNA match, and know “for a fact” who Jack The Ripper was.
The sample was from semen - on the shawl of a prostitute. How does that make it definite?
The sample was from semen - on the shawl of a prostitute. How does that make it definite?
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
So they have a 100% DNA match, and know “for a fact” who Jack The Ripper was.
The sample was from semen - on the shawl of a prostitute. How does that make it definite?
The sample was from semen - on the shawl of a prostitute. How does that make it definite?
The fridge notepad tells me 18 is pretty serious about her favourite cans of pop..
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fridge notepad tells me 18 is pretty serious about her favourite cans of pop..
I just made mouthlove with a chocolate cake, and the world is a considerably better place now.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I just made mouthlove with a chocolate cake, and the world is a considerably better place now.
Hey @bsky.app - if we had the option to select who could see our posts; I could engage with the brilliant ladies I follow about hormonal issues. Both without embarrassing myself, or boring the men.
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
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November 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Hey @bsky.app - if we had the option to select who could see our posts; I could engage with the brilliant ladies I follow about hormonal issues. Both without embarrassing myself, or boring the men.
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
Morning all - less than a month after paying a grand to stop the car leaking exhaust fumes into the cabin, we are awaiting a £400 DPF clean this morning after a warning light and loss of power.
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Morning all - less than a month after paying a grand to stop the car leaking exhaust fumes into the cabin, we are awaiting a £400 DPF clean this morning after a warning light and loss of power.
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
My child is doing her first big drive to Sheffield and the stress is real.
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My child is doing her first big drive to Sheffield and the stress is real.
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
If it doesn’t get cold soon, I am gonna fight nature.
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
If it doesn’t get cold soon, I am gonna fight nature.