INFERNAL CHILDREN
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Remembering that story of a cop who complained that McDonalds gave him a burger with a bite taken out of it and it turns out he forgot he ate half that burger earlier.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
I'm a weird Internet guy with lead poisoning as like my pet issue. Let's just say, we have museums on our side. And everyone, and I mean everyone, needs to get serious with lead poisoning.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
Barbarian stressed me out so much I fucked off and went to bed before the actual scary parts started.
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I make brand new internet accounts every couple months/ years and I've been doing this since the 90s, for paranoid op sec reasons. Anyways long story short, confirmation bias is my favorite bias.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
In the 90s i would have been like, "cool! Ninja sword!". Now, because the future sucks, I'm like, "Uhhh ok. Why is that guy walking around with a ninja sword? Fuck"
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When in Boston id find myself saying "ale for the alewife" a lot.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
Where do I even start with the single electron double slit experiment?? I tried kicking it off with "a particle is also a wave", but no one bought it.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
Took my kids to a playground once and I saw a similar guy chilling out on a park bench about 30 yards away (Edgewater, Cleveland). Ok kids! Let's check out a different park!
infernalchildren.bsky.social
"check it out yall, got a new hat! i call it salmon hat lolo-- hold up gotta fuck up this yacht"
infernalchildren.bsky.social
I cried when Gabe from Steam got a new boat
infernalchildren.bsky.social
New app is cool but the previous version let me buy tickets. You can no longer buy tickets with the new app. I'll be uninstalling it, since I primarily use it to buy tickets. Let me know when ticket buying functionality returns!
infernalchildren.bsky.social
sleep et al presents a fourth option (dopesmoker, 2003), "drop out of life with bong in hand"
infernalchildren.bsky.social
oh god he wants housing to be affordable??? i thought he just wanted food to be affordable! the US is fucked!
infernalchildren.bsky.social
my grandpa had a plug in remote that was made of tin. his friend tom made it for him. tom worked at nasa for a great many years and before that he was an engineer at ohio bell, a job he got straight out of the navy, which he enlisted in moments after high school graduation. you see back then there w
infernalchildren.bsky.social
Public School funding has been unconstitutional in Ohio since the mid 90s.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
Mom! Fucking Carmen SanDiego. What country is 39,769 square miles big?? What country is the size of the state of Virginia??? The encyclopedia is no help Mom!!
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I stole this from the zine, "always punch the nerd"-- but it's like William Munny said, "we all have it coming"
infernalchildren.bsky.social
You and I must have different personal definitions of 'need'.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
i didn't click on the article, but it may be worth mentioning that lorain oh used to be an important shipping and manufacturing hub on lake erie. at one point the dry docks here were churning many ships. steel prod was huge. important port for coal/iron. but... not anymore. see "the wire" for info
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i think every time a thing happens it's because a billionaire wanted it that way. one of those "it's a big club and i'm not in it" situations, i guess. but what do i know.
infernalchildren.bsky.social
the living exploit the dead skeleton soldiers and use their labor inequitably to build their evil fortresses. the living dead should eliminate the evil wizard class and fully own their vaults of silver coins. i really liked that one module that had the revolutionary corpse council in it. #woodfall ?