could you keep the first five words then tack on some "professional" copy for anyone that those keywords weren't good enough for?

I've read it all and you're just unbelievably talented and dedicated to your craft. All your work is a breath of fresh air. I'm so, so happy to wait to hear more of what you have to say

i dunno, i think a lot more people are just going to learn to use vpns. and i have to wonder if your audience has a much higher percentage of "people who know about that kind of thing" than average. hell i already use one for anything nsfw bc i want my isp to have as few records of that as possible