Inferno T. Firestorm Esq.
@infernorfu.bsky.social
A series of poor decisions stacked in a trench coat.
I want to know this as much as I want to know the exact amount of micro plastics in my body.
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I want to know this as much as I want to know the exact amount of micro plastics in my body.
Schrödinger's Snow Day
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Schrödinger's Snow Day
But how will this effect the price of super bowl party snacks?
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
But how will this effect the price of super bowl party snacks?
Yep, had it for at least a year, never figured out how to fix it and I just live with the pain now.
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Yep, had it for at least a year, never figured out how to fix it and I just live with the pain now.
It's like the Peter Pan movie but instead of clapping we all have to buy as many toys as we can of the characters we want to come back to life.
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
It's like the Peter Pan movie but instead of clapping we all have to buy as many toys as we can of the characters we want to come back to life.
1 is right next to 0 but - 1 has that little bar in-between making them farther apart.
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
1 is right next to 0 but - 1 has that little bar in-between making them farther apart.
Patiently waiting for February because I've made peace its never coming back in stock on Amazon.
December 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Patiently waiting for February because I've made peace its never coming back in stock on Amazon.
Damn, the Ocean Marketing Saga, now that takes me back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Damn, the Ocean Marketing Saga, now that takes me back.
The Phineas and Ferb Christmas special/album strangely covers this.
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The Phineas and Ferb Christmas special/album strangely covers this.
I need the kart racer shirt as a poster so bad.
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I need the kart racer shirt as a poster so bad.
Fine, thats more Tap Water for me.
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fine, thats more Tap Water for me.
I will not sit here and let you slander the beautiful insanity that is Rudolph's Shiny New Year.
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I will not sit here and let you slander the beautiful insanity that is Rudolph's Shiny New Year.
If the devil isn't real where did Johnny get that fiddle?
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If the devil isn't real where did Johnny get that fiddle?
I stand by my statement that no matter how much I love News Radio if it didnt exist, we wouldn't be in the situation we are now and we'd still have Phil Hartman.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I stand by my statement that no matter how much I love News Radio if it didnt exist, we wouldn't be in the situation we are now and we'd still have Phil Hartman.
You just spoiled the Christmas gift they got him.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You just spoiled the Christmas gift they got him.
Tornados can form at any time. Just a fun scientific fact and not at all manifesting.
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Tornados can form at any time. Just a fun scientific fact and not at all manifesting.
Hear me out, we make him another Elon Musk, but the meaning of that is sticking them in a Space X rocket and aiming for the Sun.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hear me out, we make him another Elon Musk, but the meaning of that is sticking them in a Space X rocket and aiming for the Sun.
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Coward.
Coward.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Coward.
Coward.
With all those pictures of Spider-man you got them they had to.
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
With all those pictures of Spider-man you got them they had to.
Surprise W of the night.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Surprise W of the night.