KM Idamari
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KM Idamari
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I'm learning to write. Again.
I revel in the irreverent :)
Reminds me of Murder Mindfully...
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Stealing this 🤣
January 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
And we all know how she fell apart 🤣
January 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Young is relative. Still, I find it a mystery as to where they got the appliances to chuck? Stolen? Found in a junkyard?

If they stole appliances that didn't have any resale value, they are marginally more stupid. If they were from a junkyard, then they're maliciously stupid.
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Drunken teens? They are the only demographic that I'm willing to try forgiving for that level of stupidity.
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Good.
January 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I bet it's a rumour spread by fed up owners chucking their stupid microwaves away to get away with littering.
a pixelated image with the words alright don t jump
ALT: a pixelated image with the words alright don t jump
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January 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Do you sing to them or do they gravitate naturally?
a cartoon of snow white surrounded by birds
ALT: a cartoon of snow white surrounded by birds
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You must be part dryad. I can't manage to get things to stay alive after they've germinated.
January 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So that's how you make "bile venimeuse" 🤔
January 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I bet appliances out in the wild short circuit themselves before they turn 6 months old. 3 years is probably awesome for an appliance that's found a home.
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is this over compensation for Canada's image as a nice/decent country? This makes Skeletor's lair look like a holiday.
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Huh... 20 years is amazing. And all the other stuff that have endured longer are simply mind blowing. My dad is a haggler and has always shopped for the cheapest item that does the job rather than the one that would last. So I'm used to things croaking after 5 years of use.
January 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Meh... You would've gotten used to it. Better yet, babies could be weaned off before teething if you didn't mind putting in a bit of extra work...
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That chicken and pig at either end look sus.
January 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
But you can only do that after you get bitten. Sometimes they clamp down hard and it's a struggle to get them to let go.
January 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's a problem when babies start teething. They will bite. Sometimes hard enough to pierce the skin.
January 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Ooh.. that could be a new hit show.
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Huh... Carrot's straight-forward enough. But pancakes? They kinda create the opposite image of boobs. Unless they're stacked... Oh... I get it 😁
January 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Pancakes is sex. Got that from Google. What's carrot?
January 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What...? Please, teach me, Great Master.
January 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM