New 18 yr old at work keeps calling customers "big dawg"
November 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM
New 18 yr old at work keeps calling customers "big dawg"
now I walk through the shadow of the valley of death or whatever
November 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
now I walk through the shadow of the valley of death or whatever
why not Beautiful Christmas Sweaters?
December 18, 2023 at 9:48 AM
why not Beautiful Christmas Sweaters?
Are we really supposed that the guy from Coldplay used to rule the world?
November 5, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Are we really supposed that the guy from Coldplay used to rule the world?
🍻Luton completely clear of relegation ?
October 21, 2023 at 4:45 PM
🍻Luton completely clear of relegation ?
In New York I really rock 🎵
September 21, 2023 at 8:41 PM
In New York I really rock 🎵
need to go back to school to get smart again so I can return to coasting on natural ability
September 21, 2023 at 6:51 AM
need to go back to school to get smart again so I can return to coasting on natural ability
snark is the spice of life
September 9, 2023 at 6:36 AM
snark is the spice of life
kindness is merely weakness leaving the body
September 8, 2023 at 6:19 PM
kindness is merely weakness leaving the body
paying with cash rocks because no one knows how to count change anymore and they always give you too much back
September 7, 2023 at 4:16 AM
paying with cash rocks because no one knows how to count change anymore and they always give you too much back
its cool that they're releasing movies that don't exist
September 6, 2023 at 2:41 AM
its cool that they're releasing movies that don't exist
number 1 tip I give to people to optimize their life: stop wasting your time on fucking Rube Goldberg machines.
September 4, 2023 at 8:59 PM
number 1 tip I give to people to optimize their life: stop wasting your time on fucking Rube Goldberg machines.
for everyone asking where I got my em dash, here it is -> —
September 1, 2023 at 6:27 AM
for everyone asking where I got my em dash, here it is -> —
you're all going to hell for not laughing — at any of my jokes
August 31, 2023 at 8:06 PM
you're all going to hell for not laughing — at any of my jokes
if the wright brothers invented planes then why are the museums named after Aaron Space
August 31, 2023 at 12:48 AM
if the wright brothers invented planes then why are the museums named after Aaron Space
dropped out of school to peruse my dreams
August 30, 2023 at 10:06 PM
dropped out of school to peruse my dreams
"yeah man that's crazy, that actually also happened to a buddy of mine... what's that? ... oh he's a guy I read about on the Internet."
August 27, 2023 at 3:36 AM
"yeah man that's crazy, that actually also happened to a buddy of mine... what's that? ... oh he's a guy I read about on the Internet."
they never got around to this I guess
August 26, 2023 at 11:58 PM
they never got around to this I guess
take my data - please!
August 26, 2023 at 9:02 AM
take my data - please!
im a total class reductionist. I want to reduce classism.
August 20, 2023 at 3:36 AM
im a total class reductionist. I want to reduce classism.
"Friday I'm in love"
- the Curb
- the Curb
August 18, 2023 at 10:14 PM
"Friday I'm in love"
- the Curb
- the Curb
i guess I I'll have to block you all on here now
August 18, 2023 at 10:06 PM
i guess I I'll have to block you all on here now
you honk, you drink
August 4, 2023 at 6:26 AM
you honk, you drink
sometimes I give myself the heebie jeebies
August 4, 2023 at 6:05 AM
sometimes I give myself the heebie jeebies