infinite Illusions
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Look what the stork brought
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Look what the stork brought
Honest she came with the tree
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Honest she came with the tree
Not another commercial ... we're out!
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Not another commercial ... we're out!
The tourist trap is looking good.
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The tourist trap is looking good.
🎶Sprinkle nose is coming to town
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
🎶Sprinkle nose is coming to town
HEY! Smokey said no flames
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
HEY! Smokey said no flames
You shall not pass the buck
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You shall not pass the buck
Alice in Xmasland
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Alice in Xmasland
Tchaikovsky failed sequel to the Nutcracker
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tchaikovsky failed sequel to the Nutcracker
Now you are what you eat
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Now you are what you eat
New Christmas tradition, kissing under mistlebowl
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
New Christmas tradition, kissing under mistlebowl
We found the final rider
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We found the final rider
Jersey and registration please
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jersey and registration please
Hope to see that played over and over in ads starting in 2026. How proud MAGA is for doing jt
Time to dust off Sally Struthers...
Time to dust off Sally Struthers...
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hope to see that played over and over in ads starting in 2026. How proud MAGA is for doing jt
Time to dust off Sally Struthers...
Time to dust off Sally Struthers...
So the Orange Julius Caesar controls the weather now?
"The National Weather Service has issued almost 4,000 flash flood warnings so far in 2025, more than in any year since 1986. At this pace, 2025 is on track to double the national average for flash flood warnings in a single year."
"The National Weather Service has issued almost 4,000 flash flood warnings so far in 2025, more than in any year since 1986. At this pace, 2025 is on track to double the national average for flash flood warnings in a single year."
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So the Orange Julius Caesar controls the weather now?
"The National Weather Service has issued almost 4,000 flash flood warnings so far in 2025, more than in any year since 1986. At this pace, 2025 is on track to double the national average for flash flood warnings in a single year."
"The National Weather Service has issued almost 4,000 flash flood warnings so far in 2025, more than in any year since 1986. At this pace, 2025 is on track to double the national average for flash flood warnings in a single year."
Oh sure get them every year ... Entire body with contrast and my insurance covers 100%, they actually suggested it.
If you believe that then would you care to buy a bridge I built between California and Hawaii using Legos?
If you believe that then would you care to buy a bridge I built between California and Hawaii using Legos?
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh sure get them every year ... Entire body with contrast and my insurance covers 100%, they actually suggested it.
If you believe that then would you care to buy a bridge I built between California and Hawaii using Legos?
If you believe that then would you care to buy a bridge I built between California and Hawaii using Legos?
No crying it wasn't milk
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
No crying it wasn't milk
🎶My lips are sealed
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
🎶My lips are sealed
Paper, Plastic or Trunk?
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Paper, Plastic or Trunk?
I said mistletoe not missile nose
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I said mistletoe not missile nose
... and the sneeze wiped out Macy's
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
... and the sneeze wiped out Macy's