Inflatable Plant
inflatableplant.bsky.social
Inflatable Plant
@inflatableplant.bsky.social
Mathematician. Programmer. Databases. Chronic Illness, Mold, video games
"Western" Sydney
Was same name on the other platform
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Cat tax
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Make sure your black cats are OK the day after Halloween, some of them may have had their dye run out from helping witches too much
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You deserve it! You'll knock people over out there today, so jealous of your style, as cute as this fur sausage
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Ohho, the Russians are so clever they have nuclear powered torpedos" serious man claims from a dead link with screenshots from another story.
I'd love to know more about those torps, from a logic and speed side, I'd stop laughing after a day
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Russia is massing weapons in Russia!" Entirely serious person exclaims.
Russia massing weapons in Togo, now that's a story
October 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What the fuck is this @australiainstitute.org.au ?
George Williams wanted to sack around 400 staff at WSU before being stopped by the NTEU, and was responsible for sacking around 500 at UNSW
australiainstitute.org.au/store/aiming...
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This street rescue one is such a lovely sooky boi, facerubs and everything, he learned the facerubs on the street clearly
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Brushing that tail for the summer probably creates tumbleweeds at your place! Got a small furnado going here now
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Here's the 2056 map, I've highlighted in red where the poors are, and the blue where the middle class is, hope that helps!
Here's a ABS map of that even!
experience.arcgis.com/experience/3...
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Farking hell ABC, the boomers and recalcitrant Xers have had enough fellatio from you, do they need any more neoliberal waffling?
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It truely is a ride
bsky.app/profile/ashe...
September 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Look at this dummy #catsofbluesky big sleeps
August 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I need this at all times to figure out what cheese is needed in what situation for ensnare people with delicious cheeses
August 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
June 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
June 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Great stuff @adammorton.bsky.social you're in this hilarious pro-ALP piece, where:

> everyone has to understand where 10,000s of jobs will go, what energy transitions do to investment returns and tax revenue, as well as our energy security relationships with importers like Japan and South Korea.
June 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This piece is amazing:
> A worker currently getting super contributions of $25,000 (11.5%....)
> A retired MP earning $300K a year from super
> A retired Farmer whose kids rent the farm from his SMSF as a tax dodge, $120k a year

Working class citizens, amazing
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
June 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Nope
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Join the fun!
May 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Uh Brian, we've decided to split the coalition after significant issues. The Nats will take the "Coal" part, and we'll take the "ition" part of it. We're hoping to find the keys Brian, and turn it into an "ig-nition" but we're not hopeful, we think someone threw them behind our climate policy"
May 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Well, your actual overlords, the ALP right are doing so well being the Liberal Party, they should keep doing what they're doing, and hey, just because they've never had an original thought in their lives, doesn't mean you have to avoid them too!
May 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Condescending dicks you say? @bergha2.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
They did in your area? Is advance paying you enough money yet?
May 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM