inkoneato.bsky.social
@inkoneato.bsky.social
if you say something is bite size then you better be ready to prove it
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
so-called “free thinkers” when the tiny hammer comes knee whacking 🦵🔨 🐑
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
art movement be like: Things are related to other things. Things can even look like other things
January 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
the real recession indicator is the activity level on r/funkopop
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
CS majors took the advice “dress for the job you want” a little too seriously and now they all ended up unemployed
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
love it when lady gaga says her own name. Like a pokemon
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m beginning to suspect that some of y’all’s stockings don’t fit. now what incentive do you have to trick Santa (or the grinch) into thinking that your FEET are BIG….. Interesting. 😉😌🤔🤨🤨🤨
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What are you supposed to do as a weird nerd at a pep rally
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
one man band is too selfish. Share
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
big whoop if u got a giant deer head on ur wall. true marksmen dont need a massive target, and as such, we boast much smaller beasts. So it’s not because of poop that those flies are here.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
my tiny house is like a lego man. 2 square feet
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
me and the besties rolling up to the prisoner riddle wearing our finest hats
🔺🔼🔺🔼
😎😎😎😎
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
ouchie outch! i’m just a little can and i’m being KICKED down the road 😭😔
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
RIP big bad wolf. you would have loved angry birds
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
being gay must suck bc if you’re ugly enough they’ll make up a new animal to call you
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
they didn’t have to do any special effect for the upside down. that’s just what the weather be like in atlanta
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I wish u could go to the nun house and just chill with them. I bet it would be relaxing af
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am not apologizing for maintaining a lovely, WARM, habitable home where EVERYONE feels welcome :) ❤️ #mold
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Guinea pigs be like, “greek greek greek greek” 🇬🇷
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i want to live in a world where a “p*dophile” is just someone who likes feet
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
someone should go ahead and put those anti-suicide stickers that you see on bridges in the hair dye section of the store
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
boy so dumb his brainstorm is a drought
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
oh to be a piece of data taking a lovely ride out in Computer Chip Town in the fast, free, frequent Bus on my way to a Register. Some process may even happen to me! 🤩☺️ I hope I get to go in the ADDER!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
how it feels when someone in a group chat starts reacting to messages, the moment right after you did
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
when icloud and google photos both think they’re the only one my photos are in. quit annoying me with ur custody battle. take it to divorce court idc
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM