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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking)

@inkyvalhalla.bsky.social

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Doing things here: instagram.com/the_hairy_viking Tattooist, Artist, plant eater 🌱 , karate practitioner, loves Vikings, spooky things, folklore, history, photography and art.

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · Sep 4

Eat plants, lift weights, drink coffee.

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 4h

Big lebowski!

a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .

ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 4h

Better come heavy Winsome, you look like you couldn’t box eggs, boy.

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 4h

She’s now ensconced in her room doing stuff that sounds like black sabbath on meth.

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 4h

Today was: steal daddy’s Gibson SG and piss off upstairs or hang out with daddy?

I’m am bereft of guitar 😡

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 5h

The president couldn’t break wind without an incident never mind bones

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 5h

Inktober day 8. Anxiety

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 5h

Vegan fish and chips for me*

*chips

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, they’re weird people, teachers, when I did the same course I was told there was far more to film than constantly watching terrible B-movies and low budget horror. 🙄

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d

Be those filthy saxonist germs! We all know about Edward and his constant trots!

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d

Indeed you do!

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d

I love the really mad stuff where people ask you what it’s about and you say, no fucking clue but it’s excellent! Like when I watched one piece in Japanese with no subtitles.

While high

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d

Oh lord! He’s out of bed and doing things again! I hope snoopy isn’t on his list! Prayers! 🙏

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d

Oh really? Remember when Biden’s secretary of defence got drunk and leaked classified information in a line chat? Oh… wait… that was the tangerine imbecile…

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d

I hear Boris Johnson often belts out a bit of cannibal corpse while not brushing his hair. The scruffy cunt.

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La Fumettista @lafumettista.bsky.social · 2d

Mab’s Drawlloween Club, Day 6: Werewolf

#mansdrawlloweenclub #drawlloween #werewolf #illustration

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d

They say on a full moon he steals saki and sits in the pond singing lewd songs for the koi’s amusement and breaking wind in his ragged pantaloons!

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d

Mothers will tell children, don’t go near the old shack! If Kureijīna hakuton sees you he will eat your soul! You must bow and fling seasonal gourds and cucumbers to distract him!

Free vittles!

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d

Ah! A fine tackle on that European lynx! Bravo!

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d

I intend to live in a shack in Okinawa, periodically emerging to shriek obscenities at occupying US military jeeps and eat raw vegetables. The understanding locals will call me Kureijīna hakuton (crazy white pig)

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d

Inktober day 6

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 3d

That may render him sensible. Especially if he drops the bourbon.

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 3d

Awaits the headline: hegseth struck by pea sized hailstones in chickaloon.

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 3d

He’s called pascal d’pommefrit

Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 3d

Quite pleased with my French werewolf.

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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 3d

Giving digital oil a go