inner_panda
@inn3rpanda.bsky.social
Editor, panda, gaming enthusiast, raconteur, much-sought-after houseguest <3
10/10 on the explosionmeter?
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
10/10 on the explosionmeter?
Does blood pitcher homunculus need the blood of his foes to live? Cuz that’s a moral quandary, sir
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Does blood pitcher homunculus need the blood of his foes to live? Cuz that’s a moral quandary, sir
I think pies always beat cakes. They feel so much more homespun and it’s like eating a little fruit house!
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I think pies always beat cakes. They feel so much more homespun and it’s like eating a little fruit house!
maybe if they smiled more, maybe.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
maybe if they smiled more, maybe.
it’s true, nitty gritty, saphistry, they’re one and the same
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
it’s true, nitty gritty, saphistry, they’re one and the same
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“hey, the walls are gunna come down, let’s do something.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“hey, the walls are gunna come down, let’s do something.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
“hey, the walls are gunna come down, let’s do something.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“hey, the walls are gunna come down, let’s do something.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
“You appear frazzled and hysterical, shush.”
[walls implode]
“well, nevertheless.”
shit’s been going downhill my entire life but it’s okay because robots can do our thinking for us arrrghhhhhahhhhh
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
shit’s been going downhill my entire life but it’s okay because robots can do our thinking for us arrrghhhhhahhhhh
“just slop it up, dummies!”
“no thank you, kind sir.”
“I’m aggrieved!”
“no thank you, kind sir.”
“I’m aggrieved!”
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
“just slop it up, dummies!”
“no thank you, kind sir.”
“I’m aggrieved!”
“no thank you, kind sir.”
“I’m aggrieved!”
[water floods in below deck, rats swarm out]
“surely the pointy kitties are going to fetch me many presents.”
“surely the pointy kitties are going to fetch me many presents.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
[water floods in below deck, rats swarm out]
“surely the pointy kitties are going to fetch me many presents.”
“surely the pointy kitties are going to fetch me many presents.”
his legacy lives on in that self serving evil still holds infinitely disproportionate sway
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
his legacy lives on in that self serving evil still holds infinitely disproportionate sway
“status quo” and “back to normal” are equivalent terms for not doing shiiiiit
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“status quo” and “back to normal” are equivalent terms for not doing shiiiiit
yes but on the plus side our hhs secretary looks like a sun dried tomato
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
yes but on the plus side our hhs secretary looks like a sun dried tomato
haven’t been in years. fook everyone except the workers
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
haven’t been in years. fook everyone except the workers
god I hope it’s rubbery. the world needs more psychotic muppets and puppets
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
god I hope it’s rubbery. the world needs more psychotic muppets and puppets
little knob, goes hissssssss outside
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
little knob, goes hissssssss outside
smashed up oreos within oreos. oreoboros. transcendent stuff
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
smashed up oreos within oreos. oreoboros. transcendent stuff
hey now. we invented kfc AND burger king, your slop engineers are decades and decades behind
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
hey now. we invented kfc AND burger king, your slop engineers are decades and decades behind
it’s hilarious a society can go from this to stranger things in half a century, albeit the targets of religious ire only shift as their fears are proven ridiculous
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
it’s hilarious a society can go from this to stranger things in half a century, albeit the targets of religious ire only shift as their fears are proven ridiculous
falling in love with don’t nod games. will be purchasing vampyr soon. will become a dark creature of the night
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
falling in love with don’t nod games. will be purchasing vampyr soon. will become a dark creature of the night
I think you need to be about 12 beers deep to say this
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I think you need to be about 12 beers deep to say this