You could have given me a million guesses and I would have never gotten Viagra Boys on your wrapped

the commentary track explains this actually

this is no joke my most hotly anticipated nextlander content of 2025

script: Good evening, little Masters.
subtitle: boys are out tonight, huh?

they are refreshingly down-to-earth party interactions for a JRPG. i wish most of it wasn’t relegated to what amounts to a shitty scavenger hunt (especially since I’d have to stop what I’m doing to read the subtitles for the party chats) and bastardized social links.

genuinely think Yamai might be the only thing this game has going for it

you have to commit war crimes to recruit this toxic baddie but look at those luscious locks

Who do you think he is, some kind of Breakfast Scientist?

it’s so sicko mode to release a single that’s actually a part 1