"I've recorded [my inane thoughts]" yes, mr. Galbraith, we're aware. We cant help but be aware of your completely unconsidered thoughts

The absolute kicker to all of this is that most of the solutions they are seeking already exist on your phone. They just need to be enabled by parents.

But, no, they want to bring an East Wing demolition crew to everyone's internet because no one can be bothered going to "settings."

Lmfao Stanford is just completely useless as an institution

Spoken like someone whose existence has never been considered a matter of opinion.

Aw, sweet, we're in for another generational run of box office failures
Watch out, Sydney Sweeney

At least women's conversations are committed, not just a string of misogynistic jokes

Omg 🥹🥹🥹

Like, he ain't Billy Gibbons or Rick Nielsen or Michael Schenker, but he had some hits and was big enough for Van Halen to have blown him off the stage as an opening act touring Van Halen 1

Lmao yeah nah Ted Nugent is, at best, a figure of minor import amongst 70's hard rock guitarists

The magician

Yeah I kinda hope it's the racist bluesman because my feelings about him being in the Epstein files would not be complicated in the slightest lmfao

GEE WHIZ THAT SOUNDS JUST SWELL I AM SO HAPPY FOR MY BRAZILIAN BROTHERS AND SISTERS

I mean, he loves comedy, and this is the funniest stupid thing he could have possibly done, so at least there's that

@deathwishinc.bsky.social

Yeah fuck voting for Patrick Bateman's sleep paralysis demon

Best fifty bucks ive spent in a while

Yay yippee yay yippe yippee.yay yay yippee

Fuck every inch of this, fuck every single person who caused it
Fuck hall monitorism