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"Any fool can tell a crisis when it arrives. The real service to the state is to detect it in embryo" - Isaac Asimov
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insmett1elf.bsky.social
Der Typ ist doch nicht ganz dicht.

(Screenshot v. stern Headline)
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
It's not really complicated and you'll find it easy to do hopefully!

lets take your exampe from above.

You make the screenshot from the google search, and ctrl+v into your post.

Copy the text, too!

top left on the preview pic is a "+ ALT" - click it!

ctrl+v in the alt text area - save it.
The Fourth Amendment protects the right of individuals from unreasonable searches and seizures by the government, requiring a warrant based on probable cause to justify such actions. It guarantees that people, their houses, papers, and possessions are secure unless specific conditions are met, such as a warrant that particularly describes the place and items to be searched or seized.
September 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
my FB title picture, for 8 months now....

(YES i know, FB sucks.... only connection to old friends, I rarely post...)
NY City bar, neon lights headlining "Is he dead yet?"
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
same energy
blonde law woman, FBI guy, drunk talk show host
August 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
BILDERRÄTSEL.
Julia Klöckner Alice Weidel Nachttischlampen
August 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Stop scrolling and post two characters who brought you joy and happiness.
Paul Newman und Robert Redford in Smokings.
August 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
needed the tranlator's help, and I'm laughing even more now
screenshot of a translation: left side "may yer arse break out in boils yer scunner " - right side: "Mögen dir Furunkel am Arsch ausbrechen, du Schuft"
July 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
LOL now that is a coincidence xD
screenshot of 3 skeets: Wahajat Ali commenting "Sharpening the knives" reposting an article of Esquire... Mueller, shre wrotes commenting "I'm telling ya" ... 3rd is the NYT skeet about how to sharpen knives. Headline: Sharpening Your Knives Incorrectly Can Damage Their Blades. Here’s How to Do It Right. A photo shows a man sharpening a knife.
July 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Holy Sh!t, das hier ist brutal. Und auf den Punkt.

da capo @dieterschnaas.bsky.social !! Danke!

"Dilettantismus plus Chuzpe mal Niedertracht und üble Nachrede..."

www.wiwo.de/politik/deut...
Die Jagd auf „die Mitte“ Die Union lässt mal wieder alle Anstandsmasken fallen und würdigt sich zum parlamentarischen Arm einer rechtsaktivistischen Apo herab: Sie richtet eine Juristin, beschädigt die Koalition, „Karlsruhe“ – und das Konservative. Eine Kolumne. von Dieter Schnaas
July 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
I mean FFS, I've had to use outhouse toilets before and managed to sit on them with more dignity in my posture than this wanker on a sofa on national TV.
Donald Trump and some interviewer woman sitting ijn some office, DJT being like 40cm above the floor level or so.
July 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Just epstein this MF and make room for Trump. And put Stephen "Parental Cell Phone Plan Oversight" Miller on the follow up list.

whoopsie, did I mistype "cucked by Musk"?
Photo of Rolling Stone article: "Stephen Miller Is Still on His Parents’ Cell Phone Plan, Jan. 6 Lawsuit Reveals The former Trump adviser acknowledged that the phone records the Jan. 6 committee is seeking are tied to a T-Mobile family plan By Jon Blistein March 9, 2022 President Donald Trump's White House Senior Adviser Stephen Miller stops to check his phone while walking back to the West Wing of the White House in Washington, Sunday, April 9, 2017. Miller was traveling with President Donald Trump and they where returning from a trip from Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Fla. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) Stephen Miller looking at the phone that's ostensibly still tied to his parents' family plan in 2017.
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Ich, wenn ich einen Rechtschreib- oder gar Satzzeichenfehler in einem meiner Skeets finde, wenige Sekunden nachdem ich irgendwas mit "ALARM" drückte....
July 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
neutral headline vs accurate headline.

I'm missing mentioning the new funding of Trump's private "ICE"-army with billions of Dollars, possibly making it the third biggest private army in the world.

Fuck you, if you think this is alright.
Screenshot of two posts. First is article via "ap" : BREAKING: Trump signs sweeping package of tax breaks and spending cuts into achieving long-sought Republican priorities. Second, sameish picture: Trump signs into law an unpopular, regressive bill that will take health care away from tens of millions of Americans and cut food assistance, and redistribute those funds for tax cuts geared for the wealthy.
July 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
OMFG... Der scheint aber auch extra dumm zu sein. Als illegaler Einwanderer ist er ein "Criminal". Erst Recht, wenn er schon mal abgeschoben wurde.
In Miami, a Republican stronghold, one woman interviewed says she came to the U.S. from Cuba on humanitarian parole in 2023. Her husband crossed the border with Mexico twice, once in 2019 when he was detained and deported, and again in 2022. According to the report, six weeks ago, he was taken into custody at his residency hearing. He was given an appointment to go to ICE, and from there was detained and transferred to a detention center in Texas. Speaking to NBC News by telephone from the facility, when asked about the current situation with deportations, the man said in Spanish, translated by the reporter, that he did not understand how this could happen. When asked what he thought would happen when Trump won, the man said that he believed the president when he said he was going to deport criminals.
June 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Finde in diesem Bild bitte einen amerikanischen Senator.

#Wimmelbild
3 people restraining a person lieing on the floor
June 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
No.
sign "U NEED JESUS"
June 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
The mini ingame-shops are the key. Micro transactions. PLUS, not to forget, the whales playing these games and financing alot of it.

The company gets along quite okay from what I see.
Annual mobile revenue of Dream Games 2020-2024. Downloaded over 113 million times in 2024, Royal Match was the most popular game published by Dream Games, based in Turkey. The mobile application generated a global in-app revenues of over 1.4 bil
May 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
from the article:

To no surprise, this orange guy's businesses are shady and weird AF lol.
CNN found dozens of other companies that claim the address as their own, too, including a separate limited liability corporation selling Trump-themed sneakers through a licensing agreement with the former president. Some are as far flung as a Washington, DC, lobbying firm that represents the government of Montenegro, while others have left little trace of their whereabouts. Another company linked to the address has a name that is evocative of TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC. It’s registered to the same address as Kingdom Honey LLC, which also goes by TheBestHoneyOnEarth on its online retail store, the Royal Honey Shop. There it sells “Male Enhancement Honey” products – some of which the Food and Drug Administration has warned people not to consume after it found they contained the erectile dysfunction drug used in Viagra.
May 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
BIG YIKES.
Portrait of some 3rd row amateur right-wing politician (AfD), Thomas Baack. Older man, suit, his jacket over his right shoulder, posing as if he'd be about to stroll the streets and tell single moms how he's going to protect them. Might be under the influence at the point the photo was taken, he stares at the ceiling as if he's too self-confident about his actual appearance and the impression of creepiness he transmits. Do not accept any drinks he might offer you.
May 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
JFC....
Portrait of some 3rd row amateur right-wing politician (AfD), Thomas Baack. Older man, suit, his jacket over his right shoulder, posing as if he'd be about to stroll the streets and tell single moms how he's going to protect them. Might be under the influence at the point the photo was taken, he stares at the ceiling as if he's too self-confident about his actual appearance and the impression of creepiness he transmits. Do not accept any drinks he might offer you.
May 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Und wenn ihn schon die Feinde Europas und der Demokratie für seinen Take loben, dann weiß man dass eine Stimme für ihn und die Partei die ihn aufstellt fast genauso schlimm ist wie eine Stimme für #fckAfD und #fckBSW.
Tweet by M. Krah on X: Mein ehemaliger Kollege @Martin Sonneborn mit einer präzisen Rede zur EU-Kriegstreiberin @kajakallas, einer vollkommen banalen, unreflektierten Amateurin, die überhaupt nicht überblickt, in welche Gefahr sie uns alle bringt. Commenting a video of a speech in the EU Parlament.
May 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
I do see a pattern there.
Map showing the 10 unhealthiest Cities in the USA. All follow the path of the solar eclipse in 2024 and the Google search "eyes hurt" from shortly after the solar eclipse. Same regieon, except the east cost area...
May 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
sei mir nicht böse, aber abgesehen davon, dass in dem alten Bild wenigstens ein paar sich als gesinnungsähnliche hervorgetan haben, fühle ich *optisch!* keinen großen Unterschied.

Erfahrungsbedingte Vorhalte natürlich ausgenommen. Ich erwarte vom aktuellen Kabinett nichts Gutes. #aufsBestehoffen
altes Kabinett unter Kanzler Scholz
April 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Das klingt nicht so als hätten die irgendwas gebucht.
Their journey took an unexpected turn when they arrived in Hawaii without pre-booked accommodations. Immigration officials, suspecting potential unauthorized work intentions due to the lack of hotel reservations, detained them. They arrived in Honolulu on March 18, planning to spend five weeks exploring the islands before continuing to California and then Costa Rica following their graduation.
April 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
insmett1elf.bsky.social
Post a movie from the year you turned 18:
Kinoplakat: Falling Down
April 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM