From memory this was identified as a problem back in the 80s with Reagan's Star Wars.
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 AM
From memory this was identified as a problem back in the 80s with Reagan's Star Wars.
How low are their salaries compared with expectations?
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 AM
How low are their salaries compared with expectations?
Honestly starting to become impressed with the AI's writing here.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Honestly starting to become impressed with the AI's writing here.
Real intel, no. Useful fake intel, yes.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Real intel, no. Useful fake intel, yes.
To be honest I never got the impression that the Greek gods were interested in making things better. Well, except for themselves.
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
To be honest I never got the impression that the Greek gods were interested in making things better. Well, except for themselves.
You ain’t got no money?
He’ll get you some
You ain’t got no car?
He’ll get you a Honda Fit
He’ll get you some
You ain’t got no car?
He’ll get you a Honda Fit
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
You ain’t got no money?
He’ll get you some
You ain’t got no car?
He’ll get you a Honda Fit
He’ll get you some
You ain’t got no car?
He’ll get you a Honda Fit
Well they named their network after an infamous biblical masturbator so they probably thought he was a good fit.
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Well they named their network after an infamous biblical masturbator so they probably thought he was a good fit.
I should have bought silvercoin.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I should have bought silvercoin.
Does Trump have a pacemaker?
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Does Trump have a pacemaker?
Just bizarre. It's clear that they didn't want the pool to see him, but why? Was he obviously sundowning so badly that even the WH press pool would notice?
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Just bizarre. It's clear that they didn't want the pool to see him, but why? Was he obviously sundowning so badly that even the WH press pool would notice?
So they put the press pool on the second Af1 so no one would be watching when they took Trump off the original?
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 AM
So they put the press pool on the second Af1 so no one would be watching when they took Trump off the original?
I think he might have thrown a tantrum and said he didn't want to go to Davos. Or they left all his drugs at home.
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I think he might have thrown a tantrum and said he didn't want to go to Davos. Or they left all his drugs at home.
Maybe his pacemaker ran out of power.
But I think it's more likely that the realized they left all his amphetamines behind.
But I think it's more likely that the realized they left all his amphetamines behind.
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Maybe his pacemaker ran out of power.
But I think it's more likely that the realized they left all his amphetamines behind.
But I think it's more likely that the realized they left all his amphetamines behind.
Make Heaven Crowded 1978
Featuring
Jim Jones!
Confirmed Speaker
November 18, 1978, Peoples Temple Agricultural Project, Guyana
Featuring
Jim Jones!
Confirmed Speaker
November 18, 1978, Peoples Temple Agricultural Project, Guyana
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Make Heaven Crowded 1978
Featuring
Jim Jones!
Confirmed Speaker
November 18, 1978, Peoples Temple Agricultural Project, Guyana
Featuring
Jim Jones!
Confirmed Speaker
November 18, 1978, Peoples Temple Agricultural Project, Guyana
Apart from the racism I'm unsure what President Vance would actually do. He's basically been a professional toady to power his entire political career. How much of what he says does he actually believe, and how much was toadying?
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Apart from the racism I'm unsure what President Vance would actually do. He's basically been a professional toady to power his entire political career. How much of what he says does he actually believe, and how much was toadying?
"Dany died in a shipwreck on the way back to her home continent."
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"Dany died in a shipwreck on the way back to her home continent."
I'm in Australia and Youtube started showing me tourism ads for the United States starting late last year. I have never in my life before seen ads for US tourism here. It was a country that didn't need to advertise.
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I'm in Australia and Youtube started showing me tourism ads for the United States starting late last year. I have never in my life before seen ads for US tourism here. It was a country that didn't need to advertise.
2027: Frederick X, King of Denmark, Greenland and the United States. No-one expected the Fortinbras maneuver.
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
2027: Frederick X, King of Denmark, Greenland and the United States. No-one expected the Fortinbras maneuver.
I'm thinking about the post-Episode 6 conspiracy shows.
"Who was Darth Vader? The story we have been told is that he was Anakin Skywalker, but an objective evaluation of the facts points to someone else: Obi-Wan Kenobi."
"Who was Darth Vader? The story we have been told is that he was Anakin Skywalker, but an objective evaluation of the facts points to someone else: Obi-Wan Kenobi."
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I'm thinking about the post-Episode 6 conspiracy shows.
"Who was Darth Vader? The story we have been told is that he was Anakin Skywalker, but an objective evaluation of the facts points to someone else: Obi-Wan Kenobi."
"Who was Darth Vader? The story we have been told is that he was Anakin Skywalker, but an objective evaluation of the facts points to someone else: Obi-Wan Kenobi."
Let me tell about my coal-powered starship
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Let me tell about my coal-powered starship
Perhaps they should stop handing out the Peace Prize. Just announce that it was a nice idea but it doesn't really work.
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Perhaps they should stop handing out the Peace Prize. Just announce that it was a nice idea but it doesn't really work.
Comatose listening.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Comatose listening.
I suspect the time of year helps a lot in keeping outsiders away. Traveling to Minneapolis in June 2020 sounds a lot more attractive to a riot tourist that doing it in January 2026.
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I suspect the time of year helps a lot in keeping outsiders away. Traveling to Minneapolis in June 2020 sounds a lot more attractive to a riot tourist that doing it in January 2026.
Proven track record!
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Proven track record!