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DCI Morose
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Synth player, web/IT nerd, grammar nazi, gin fiend, cook, former US radio broadcaster, former stand-up comedian, part-time curmudgeon. Centrist AF
In my very first go at doing stand-up comedy, I had a whole routine about the kinds of people who abuse reflexive pronouns (mainly recruitment consultants, reps, and The Apprentice candidates) “How’s yourself” etc.

My punchline: the correct use back at them is “You can go fuck yourself”
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
💯%

Amen.
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My mate Roy and I. He was my mentor for six solid years. He retired last year, and I left that job 2.5 years ago.

We still see each other socially despite living counties apart. Such was the bond of camaraderie at that place.
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ooh. Which high-glass establishment are you in? Not the Manor surely?
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Which EFL League Two team does he manage?
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hands down, no question, she should get the X-Rays. In a company with 1200 staff, her employer shouldn't have left her as a single point of failure.

Someone else can do the payroll, only SHE can do the X-Rays.
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Is he called Alex?
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Check your DMs!
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And it was the only beer I had because I had to drive later on
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Both the beer and I were on our own!
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I did know that about Tar Macadam as it goes, but somehow I still get invited to parties.
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sorry for your loss Dawn. I utterly sympathise. I lost my Dad a year ago after he’d battled Alzheimer’s and then Dementia. This Christmas seems almost more weird having him missing than last year because then, it’d only been a week or so since he’d passed, and we hadn’t processed things.
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM