being old doesnt mean not having fun in fact just the other week i let the air out of someone’s tires at costco
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
being old doesnt mean not having fun in fact just the other week i let the air out of someone’s tires at costco
bitch mcconnell are you a ghost yet
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
bitch mcconnell are you a ghost yet
i might order a modded psp or 3DS which is better
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i might order a modded psp or 3DS which is better
my grandkids gave me their old copy of guitar hero 2 and i’m getting pretty good
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
my grandkids gave me their old copy of guitar hero 2 and i’m getting pretty good
gonna have french toast for dinner because breakfast for dinner kicks ass and now that im retired i can eat whatever the fuck i want
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
gonna have french toast for dinner because breakfast for dinner kicks ass and now that im retired i can eat whatever the fuck i want
cant spell dessert without extra sugar am i right
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
cant spell dessert without extra sugar am i right
ordered a gopro so i can film my walk around the retirement home for my daily vlog
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
ordered a gopro so i can film my walk around the retirement home for my daily vlog
i have a big tool shed but it’s been so hot at our property that all the tools in the shed melted together like when you put all your crayons in a plastic container and leave them out in the sun yknow
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i have a big tool shed but it’s been so hot at our property that all the tools in the shed melted together like when you put all your crayons in a plastic container and leave them out in the sun yknow
been stranded on a desert island for 45 days trying to solve the same wordle on the cave wall and i just can’t crack it, how in the hell did tom hanks do this
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
been stranded on a desert island for 45 days trying to solve the same wordle on the cave wall and i just can’t crack it, how in the hell did tom hanks do this
texting my grandkids trying to explain how hit clips worked
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
texting my grandkids trying to explain how hit clips worked
how about an ai that can wipe my ass
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
how about an ai that can wipe my ass
never eating instant mashed potstoes again
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
never eating instant mashed potstoes again
yugioh is the secret to happiness if youre 65+ no joke
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
yugioh is the secret to happiness if youre 65+ no joke
so all i have to do to get a fifa trophy is shit myself on live tv? consider it done
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
so all i have to do to get a fifa trophy is shit myself on live tv? consider it done
ive been voting against my own interests since the 80s and i cant change course now!
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
ive been voting against my own interests since the 80s and i cant change course now!
not much, just listening to some S Club 7
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 AM
not much, just listening to some S Club 7
PSA: theyre called Sounds
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 AM
PSA: theyre called Sounds
i cannot WAIT to get a grip
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 AM
i cannot WAIT to get a grip
self lobotomizing again on live later if anyone wants to tune in
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 AM
self lobotomizing again on live later if anyone wants to tune in
the trick to fishing is standing at the correct angle, most nerds think standing upright with suffice but the real kingfishers know to stand slightly to one side for a better end result, they call this the Pisa Stance because the technique originated in italy
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 AM
the trick to fishing is standing at the correct angle, most nerds think standing upright with suffice but the real kingfishers know to stand slightly to one side for a better end result, they call this the Pisa Stance because the technique originated in italy
tabletop role playing games may have saved my marriage and simultaneously destroyed my credibility with the BBB
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
tabletop role playing games may have saved my marriage and simultaneously destroyed my credibility with the BBB
my lungs have filled up with the special breathing liquid and i’m now ready for the most metal thing im ever going to do in my life: build a lego self portrait in under 30 mins while underwater
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 AM
my lungs have filled up with the special breathing liquid and i’m now ready for the most metal thing im ever going to do in my life: build a lego self portrait in under 30 mins while underwater
stop asking me to recommend eggs
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
stop asking me to recommend eggs
there are some secrets that only the trees know, for everything else, there’s Revenge®
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
there are some secrets that only the trees know, for everything else, there’s Revenge®
never look a gif horse in the mouth, if you want to live
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 AM
never look a gif horse in the mouth, if you want to live