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Steven Hope
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Layabout and bus passenger. Doesn't fix typos.
My kids are piggy-backing on subscriptions for Netflix, Youtube, Apple TV and Spotify because it's just better value to have a family subscription than individual subs. I leech off one of the kid's Creative cloud subscription.
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned

Genesis Croix De Fer
Surly Long Haul Trucker
Tern GSD
Genesis Longitude
Circe Helios
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The General Assembly of the Church of Scotland is based on The Mound in Edinburgh so it's an intentional pun.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ours does that. All the stairs are triangular from a central newel post but extend to straight walls. We call it "the stairs".
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nothing against wheels. I like the wheels on my bike and wheelbarrow and van. Wheels are good. I said I advocated not packing more than you can carry.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm a strong advocate of only packing as much as you can carry in a suitcase without wheels. Also don't have a dishwasher.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Of course, I forgot to do the alt-text. First photo - a fiery apocalyptic red sunrise over houses on the banks of the Forth. Second, a cold blue dawning with the Forth bridges in the distance and the realisation that the budget was a bit of a flop.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
One of those Little Tree air fresheners to show you care.
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey. Based on a Walter Mosley novel. Samuel L Jackson is excellent in it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I guess if they had a kitchen big enough to have a table then they might well have had a phone. But being the same as Keir Starmer and undoubtedly poorer (my dad was a bin man not a toolmaker), we had a phone by the mid-70s.
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Looks like the ivy has saved it from the weather.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Would be really interested to hear from my MP @graemedowniemp.bsky.social about the government's immigration proposals.
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Indeed. I always thought the summary should be the report and the report treated as evidence - there if you want more detail but not necessary.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Also, if the work can be adequately expressed in a two or three page summary, why did you make me write the other 200 pages?
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The illustration moves the cyclist into the middle of the narrower lane, where he should be.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The florist will lie. Everyone knows you can’t trust florists. They kill flowers, arrange their corpses and sell them.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He sips pints.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Isn't that what you'd expect?
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ah. I see it now. New glasses needed, I think.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is there no date for the event or am I just not seeing it?
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM