Co workers gut it out. They aren’t worried about endangering travelers. They thrive on stress. Anyway those thousands of planes in the air will be fine. Right?

Imagine being the guy who got a touch of food poisoning watching his buddy get a $10k bonus because he avoided the sushi.

It must be pure torture that the one thing that guarantees that people will be talking about you forever and a day is also the thing that will get you locked away from everything and everyone for the rest of your miserable existence. And yet he thinks if he just keeps talking it will all go away.

Could we get someone to maga-splain how or why the Democrats would concoct a conspiracy to take down their high profile donors? Cause I’m at a loss and I have a pretty fertile imagination. Sounds to me like the insane ramblings of a psychopath with his back against the wall.

Raise your hand if you remember the last time an administration ginned up a war with absolutely no evidence.

Here’s a hint:

We know where they are [Iraq's weapons of mass destruction]. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

Senators: No expectation of privacy. (unless you're a Senator)
Senators: No universal healthcare. (unless you're a Senator)
Senators: No insider trading. (unless you're a Senator)
Senators: If only we could accept bribes...
Supreme Court: Hold our beer...

Marsha Blackburn, who admitted she was going to vote to overturn the election BEFORE Trump unleashed the mob and then reversed her position AFTERWARDS only to make a final course correction when the GOP finally embraced fascism, now thinks the law should look away because the coup was unsuccessful.

Or perhaps, as one used to do.

"Isn't that the very definition of transparency? That I am willing to stand up here and take questions from the media that I and many others in this administration have repeatedly failed to address just as I am now? Thank you and no more questions."

If there’s one thing that a narcissist keeps on the down low it’s their insistence on appearances over substance. That’s one strong motivator for Spray Tan McCombover. The exterior facade that conceals the rats.

So the average American family will lose a couple of thousand dollars thanks to the trade war. And Trump will give them a couple of thousand dollars to cover their costs. And that money will come from.....average American taxpayers.
A big win for Wharton School of Business I would say.

It's been approximately 0 days since the headlines did not include a story beginning with the words, "Trump threatens..."

I just had an emergency appendectomy. Will the government now send me a check for $46K so that I can pay back the insurance company?

The law says I must have insurance for my car. Knock on wood I've not needed it for fifty years. But one thing I have noticed in the last couple of decades is that nobody files a claim on their auto policy unless the vehicle has been rendered undrivable.

Weird how he didn't give one unholy fuck about the air traffic controllers until it affected him personally.

It's enough to make you think the whole immigration fiasco could have been the triggered by one bad burrito.

What a weirdo.

This probably has nothing to do at all with the news yesterday that Trump has alresdy added a trillion to the national debt this year, so far. Because it definitely sounds like a trillion is bad until you start talking about tens of trillions.

The new Throne Room will sit atop his underground bunker. The White House will become a guest room for fellow dictators.

I was pretty certain that asbestos would be going to a children's playground in a less affluent neighborhood.

But then I remembered that Trump is a big fan of asbestos.