Oh yes! It’s been there for years. I love all the assorted crap on the walls.

Smoking indoors covered a multitude of sins. I never realised quite how many people farted in nightclubs until after the ban.

Let me alter that for you. We will lose this one by an innings. Woeful. I’m wondering if Stokes has lost the dressing room.

A specialist spinner with Ashes experience? Madness.

We might well see some Joe Root off spin in the second innings. I’m surprised they didn’t get him to chuck a few down when the ball was old.

Well, yes, but it’s not unknown for metaphors to be used to express thoughts and opinions about sport.

A dash of salad cream in your baked beans is *chefs kiss*

I’ve got a great money saving tip for my local authority. Instead of paying for the admin costs of collecting the police precept from council tax, they could ask residents to douse it in lighter fluid and apply a lit match. The end result is the same.

That’s so lovely. He must be very good indeed!

Not exclusively, I don’t think. I’ve heard it numerous times and I’m from SW England.

And amusing when murderers and other ne’er do wells frequent places you know. “His mobile phone was in the vicinity of Frome, guv, which puts him well in the frame”. That sort of thing.