"Abolish ICE by committing felony tax evasion... leftistly."

(me and my fellow FBI agents all high-five each other)

Welcome to online progressive organizing! We have:

- Spontaneous wildcat strikes with no planning or support
- Extremely broad consumer boycotts with no corresponding pressure campaign

And now introducing:

- Everybody just don't pay your taxes, I guess?

🏳️‍⚧️ because i am an excellent ally to transgenders

thank you Halimede for your bold acts of allyship ❤️ if i was transgendered i would feel so supported.

"two plus three is five"

wait wait... say that again.

Oh, one more thing. The lab boys told me they had some interesting screenshots of something called "Discord" DMs? Now me, I don't understand a lick of that stuff, but they made it sound important, so... Would you mind explaining some of these to me?

Oh, one more thing. The lab boys told me they had some interesting screenshots of something called "Discord" DMs? Now me, I don't understand a lick of that stuff, but they made it sound important, so... Would you mind explaining some of these to me?

So you're that duck that drinks the milkshakes, right? Wow, my wife loves those videos. She's a huge fan. You wouldn't mind me taking a selfie huh? Ah geez, I'll get out of your hair.

The breakdown is helpful, but the alt text should start with a literal description of the image.

The next stage of Desperate AI Dark Patterns is "Sure, you can disable the AI stuff, but at the cost of breaking some other pre-existing features you've been using which didn't depend on AI but have since been infected".

chloe we GOTTA be at the pancake level if i was there id physically drag you over its just add water please the world is dying the globe is getting hotter and fascism is back we GOTTA do pancakes for ourselves or else its all gonna start to get to be too much i swear i know you can do it

block them, dummy.

The sky above the port was the color of a smart TV playing the default screensaver: some aerial footage of a dreary day above a port.

Also, a version with a more detailed background that I maybe got too carried away with hehe

when gendering a transmasc they/them:
1. she.
2. sorry, i mean he.
3. sorry, i mean they. gender-neutral pronouns are really hard for me.

when gendering a transfemme she/her:
1. he.
2. sorry, i mean they.
3. sorry, i mean she. women with fat penises are really hard for me

I would settle for the latter, to be honest. The endos I've met seemed to think my goal was to get "just an eensy little bit" of estrogen into the body as a treat. Not too much now, that's scary.