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Internet Chris
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Most loudly dressed in all the shittiest bars
No matter how tough I sometimes try to be Jimmy Buffett’s “A Pirate Looks At Forty” will always bring me close to tears
July 13, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Have been getting stoned and watching skateboarding competitions and I gotta say folks, I get it
July 12, 2023 at 1:17 AM
It’s a bad place over on the other apps
July 10, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Took six months back in kitchens to slice myself for the first time
July 7, 2023 at 6:31 PM
I refuse to believe that the guy that did Starship Troopers also did Basic Instinct
July 6, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Had a dream that I showed everyone a really good YouTube video and everyone thought I was really cool and really good at watching YouTube
July 6, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Dirtbag linecook vibes are continually increasing
July 6, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Now watching
July 5, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Getting a little too high and eating a tub of chocolate frosting with Nilla Wafers
July 4, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Call my shits Arnold Schwarzenegger cuz they’ve been Running, Man
July 4, 2023 at 2:52 AM