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Michael, Ixalan DSA Chapter Founder
@internetdad.bsky.social
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I live in Humboldt, play Magic, and own a salsa company. Sommelier in a past life. Living End enthusiast and long-suffering Pioneer Devotion pilot. Dad and husband. Trans rights and free Palestine forever.


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I’m never going to be able to live anywhere else
A cup of coffee on a table in front of a window looking out over the Pacific Ocean in rural Northern California
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Welp time to get to work I guess
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Does work in my Grist, Voracious Larva brawl deck
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Today’s beautiful and true thing is woodfired pizza at the farmers market while my daughter dances on the lawn to the live music.
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Incredible pull quote in that article
October 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Loving my new Ponder (Dan Scott) and Lucid Dreams (Nils Hamm) prints from @originalmagicart.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Time for the mandatory weekly ‘what I ate at farmer’s market’ photo
September 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Spicy BBQ oysters at the Arcata farmer’s market
3 BBQ oysters with lemon chipotle butter in a green bowl
September 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Huarache and cider at Friday night market in Eureka
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Just under the wire #mtgarena
July 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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We should be deeply embarrassed as a society that we were still pulling this shit as recently as 2018
A panel from The Amazing Spider-Man #796 where Peter Parker is comparing Elon Musk to Tony Stark
July 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Ocelot Pride and Voice of Victory
Ocelot Pride, 1/1 Cat for 1 white mana with First strike, lifelink Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city’s blessing for the rest of the game.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city’s blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that’s a copy of it. Voice of Victory, a 1/3 human bard creature for 1 and a white with Mobilize 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, create two tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.) Your opponents can’t cast spells during your turn.
July 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Another 10/10 Spanish translation is Fiendish Panda
The Spanish printing of the Magic card Fiendish Panda, translated as “Pandamonio”
July 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Right now my two favorite Spanish card titles are Get Lost and Not Dead After All
The Spanish printing of the Magic card “Not Dead After All”, translated as “Una Muerta Muy Viva” or “A Very Alive Dead” The Spanish printing of the Magic card “Get Lost”, translated as “Mandar al Diablo” meaning “Send to the Devil” or more colloquially “Go to Hell”
July 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Mystical Dispute’s gotta be one, right?
July 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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<<Ygra Intensifies>>
July 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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7-2 with this very fun Grixis Legends pile that started with p1p1 Kefka
June 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Declaring this my Michelada Summer
June 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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This bottle definitely isn’t full of Heady Topper
June 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Everything sucks so here are 4 random magic cards that I love
Cavalier of Thorns, a 5 power 6 toughness mythic Elemental Knight creature for 3 and 3 green mana with Reach and “When this creature enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a land card from among them onto the battlefield and the rest into your graveyard. When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, put another target card from your graveyard on top of your library.” Expressive Iteration, an Uncommon sorcery for a blue and a red that reads “Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn” Cauldron Familar, a common 1 power 1 toughness cat for one black mana that reads “When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Sacrifice a Food: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield” Questing Druid, a rare 1 power 1 toughness Human Druid creature for 1 and a green that reads “Whenever you cast a spell that’s white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature” with Seek the Beast, an Instant - Adventure for 1 and a red that reads “Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.”
June 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Stop the presses, we broke urza’s saga
May 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Lfg pt 2 (standard edition)
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM