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Snos #hylics
Somsnosa pointing at her magic gauntlet and stating matter-of-factly, "I have dominion over the bugs." Next to this is a sketch of her proudly holding out a little bug in her outstretched hands
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Utter nonsense #greatgodgrove
Razzma in a tank top, jeans, and work boots Inspekta reading by the fireplace next to Capochin's taxidermied head mounted on the wall Capochin proudly proclaiming, "Dey don't call me Capochin-Numba-One-HR-Violata for NOTHIN!" Ban wearing a Jaws t-shirt and a dopey expression. Text next to him reads, 'Does he know anything?'
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Polite young man #greatgodgrove
A young Hector struggling to carry a heavy crate full of food. He places it down in front of him next to others like it and lets out an exhausted sigh. A nearby Bizzyboy says, "Thanks, Hector! Just another couple dozen!" Hector chatting while holding a coffee mug reading "#1 BOSS" Hector pointing upwards and into the distance, looking confident
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Happy New Year from myself and Lemon Pig to you and yours 🖤
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Repost of a holiday classic #greatgodgrove
Capochin in his Santa costume yelling, "WHY WEREN'T YOU AT BIZZYBOY PRACTICE?!"
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Bizzyboy holiday postcard, 1990-something #greatgodgrove
Hector in a Santa costume, smiling for the camera. His arm is around Capochin, who is wearing an elf costume and grimacing. Cursive text above the scene reads "Happy Holidays from the Bizzyboys"
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Great God Grove is currently TWELVE DOLLARS AMERICAN. You can finish it in five hours. Go buy it right now if you haven't yet. This is a command.
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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And now for something completely different. Bonequest redraw warmup type-pictures
A title above the drawing reads, "DID YOU KNOW?" Spigot helpfully informs the viewer, "The first penis pump took up an ENTIRE ROOM!" Various sketches. Deuce is running in terror, shouting "HELP HELP HELP THERE'S A GHAST FROM MINECRAFT IN MY ROOM GET THE FLY SWATTER". Pants appears concerned and thinks to himself, "This is not the Brat Summer I was hoping for..." Effigy is in the corner looking annoyed.
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Ew ew ew #greatgodgrove
Capochin extending his hand to the viewer with a confident smirk. A caption above him reads, "wanna save da world with me?"
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Serves it right 😒 #greatgodgrove
Capochin muses to himself, "My knees hurt from sucking dick". He is interrupted by Megapon, held by Godpoke, shouting, "WERE YOU SUCKING DICK OR SOMETHING". He turns around to see both the smiles on Megapon's side and on Godpoke's bandana have become blank A now annoyed Capochin grabs Megapon by its middle and squeezes. It frowns and lets out an "mmph!" Megapon post-squeezing, crumpled up and emitting a pitiful squeak
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Good morning #greatgodgrove
Bananathaniel and Alexei posing side by side, arms crossed, looking confidently at the viewer. A caption below them reads "Blowjob Brothers"
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Wipes the dust off my Strawpage and it's really gross and caked on there. Thank you for the Hector!
Hector looking surprised and sweaty
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Off to outfit world with you. Shoo, shoo #greatgodgrove
Various sketches of Razzma wearing a spaghetti strap crop top, flowy pants tied with a rope-like belt, and flip-flops Razzma in the previously described outfit in a half-seated, half-lying down position, looking up at the stars
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Miscellaneous extra bonus drawings #greatgodgrove
A young Capochin and Hector seen from behind, with their arms around each other and tails intertwined Capochin as a Precious Moments figurine, depicted with angel wings, a letter clutched to his chest, and sickeningly adorable eyes Capochin lying on his side, looking provocatively at the viewer. A caption beneath him reads "ew ew ew ew ew ew" Capochin breaking down crying in front of an uncomfortable-looking Godpoke
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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He totally looks like that. Happy 1 year of #greatgodgrove !
Capochin looks at a drawing of the Capochin plush, vandalized with flies and stink lines, and thinks to himself, "DA FUCK." We then see him holding his clipboard from another angle, revealing that he's making the same facial expression as the plush. He appears annoyed and thinks, "I don't look like dat..."
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Funny corn lady how I love you... #greatgodgrove
A human Cobigail trying on a sunhat with a bow and matching checkered dress. She looks pleasantly surprised Human Cobigail smiling proudly with her hair up in a bow, wearing a dress shirt with a bowtie and a long checkered skirt Cobigail bent over backwards so she's facing the viewer, two of her four hands clasped A doodle of Cobigail waving
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! I drew this in August #greatgodgrove
Capochin and Hector dressed as Gomez and Morticia, respectively, locked in a loving embrace and making a heart shape with their intertwined tails
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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With apologies to Achewood #greatgodgrove
Vibiano holds up a t-shirt that reads "RELIGION IS MESSED UP" and exclaims, "I mean, look at dis! No woman is gonna talk ta you if dis is da first thing she sees!" Capochin scratches his head and looks at the floor in embarrassment. Now holding a different shirt that reads "I'M THE GUY WHO SUCKS", Vibiano continues, "An' when was da last time you wore dis one?!" He angrily flips the shirt around to show the back, which reads "PLUS I GOT DEPRESSION". Capochin clutches his head and shuts his eyes tightly, trying to block out his fashion mistakes
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Miscellany #greatgodgrove
Hector drawn over a drunken anime girl lying seductively on a couch, in a tweet captioned "What would yew do if yew saw me drunk like dis". Capochin replies, "Smash your skull with da heaviest rock I" (the image cuts off there). Capochin, trembling and appearing manic, holding up an Inspekta plush in one hand and pointing to it with the other, asking, "Could a depressed person make THIS?!" An angry little white dog that looks like Capochin jumps up and down and barks madly while Hector calmly holds his leash
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Bonus feature: Early Bizzyboy uniforms. I loosely based them on those of old-timey firefighters. I think it's funny to imagine they were similar to this until recently. The first thing to tip people off about Inspekta was him suddenly dressing all his men in cartoonishly evil shiny black leather
A nondescript Bizzyboy saluting in a beret, a short double-breasted coat with four brass buttons, and pants tucked into work boots. Capochin grinning proudly and holding up a whistle. His uniform is similar to that of a rank-and-file Bizzyboy, except his coat is longer, blue instead of red, and has eight buttons, as well as his work boots being slightly more squared off.
September 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Inspekchin Week Day 3, just in time for the end of Day 4 #greatgodgrove
A young Capochin, in Bizzyboy uniform, looks down nervously at the sash an unseen Hector has placed over his chest. Hector says, "Won't be needin' dis anymore...", then hands Capochin a folded-up overcoat. Capochin looks up at him as he continues, "...or dis! Take good care of 'em, Cappy!" Hector, looking how he does ingame except 30 years younger, just about to enter the Rift, surrounded by Bizzyboys celebrating his impending ascension, looks back at Capochin one last time, gives a weak smile, and says, "...See ya soon."
September 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Inspekchin Week Day 2: Work/Home/image/accomplishments/&c. Everyone knows your name, but nobody knows you like I do... #greatgodgrove
A young Hector and Capochin in casual clothes cuddling on a loveseat. The wall above them is decorated with newspaper clippings and photographs concerning their Bizzyboy work.
September 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Do you see
Papyrus smiling and giving two peace signs
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Have you seen it? His cuteness
Sans lying on his stomach, kicking his feet, and winking at the viewer
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM