Listening to the Tenet soundtrack while I'm in the drive thru as if I'm on some kind of heist.

"Yeah, can I get uhhh a regular ALGORITHM meal please?"

Fascinated by the rule of vampires needing to be invited in. If a vampire wants to enter a hotel, does it need to be invited into both the lobby and then a person's room, or just one of these? (and which one?)

You know what, 12 out of 18 is pretty good!

It's almost like I should write about the Oscars

No blog? No problem!

Last Minute #oscar Predictions 2025

•Brutalist for Picture
•Brody for Actor
•Moore for Actress
•Saldaña for Supp. Actress
•Pearce for Supp. Actor
•Baker for Director
•Vengeance Most Fowl for Animated Feature (but preemptively outraged it's not Memoir of a Snail!)

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You know you're getting old when a confetti cannon goes off at a concert and your first thought is, "Some poor bugger's got to clear that all up!"

At the BFI, they keep announcing the start of Sergeant Rutledge over the tannoy, and I keep mishearing it as Sergeant Rubbish.

Am now stirring the creative part of my brain to try and generate a story idea for a film called Sergeant Rubbish.

The Prince Charles is such a fantastic cinema, and a real beacon of London's film culture. Don't let the bastards bring them down!

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

My main takeaway from watching We Live In Time is that you can just buy chocolate oranges.
Anytime you like.
Year round.
I'm a grown man, who's gonna stop me?

Had an idea for a film: a Translyvanian vampire must arrange for the delivery of Nitrous Oxide to a needy astromech droid.

I call it: Nos for R2

If you open more than 99 tabs in the Firefox mobile app, the tab counter reads ∞ rather than 100.

Ask me how I know.

May thy stickers apply crookedly to the LEGO pieces

Everytime I see the JTM initials on Junior Taskmaster, I keep thinking "ah yes, John Tathan-Murner"

Does anyone else have words that they always use, thinking they mean one thing, and yet every time you look them up and find, to your horror, they mean something else, the true definition never sticks?

I frequently use "abject" to mean absolute/total, and "ensconced" to mean angrily annoyed. Help!

"Wtf, are they bringing *magic* into this show?" - Me, twelve episodes into a show called Arcane

Ohh, so Twitter's, like, 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 broken