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GIZMO
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Apparently, he never feels a prick.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It's a shame that Brexit didn't vaccinate Britain against this arsehole.
January 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Let's settle this with a dance-off. Preferably on the edge of a cliff.
January 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pavagrotti.
January 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
She's an idiot. Everyone knows that shape-shifting reptilian aliens run the country.
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Moga-Don.
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
One will fix a leak for you. The other will take a leak on you.
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Mel Gibson is also a giveaway.
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
He still had time to Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The words Trump and Class don't go together.
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"He is also due to appear on Celebrity Apprentice this Christmas".

They've really got it in for him.
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hasn't JFK suffered enough?
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That's why Buck Rogers.
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Animal Farm alternative ending.
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over Warner Bros.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Drunk as a skunk.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Someone ate its deep fried Mars bar.
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Now we know what the MRI scan was for.
She's lodged up his arse.
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM