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at least, that's how I like to remember it
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“i need your feet more than you do”? cameron winter a Freak
February 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
“i need your feet more than you do”? cameron winter a Freak
eating a star sandwich
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
eating a star sandwich
says a lot about my personality that i near constantly have dreams where i‘m gonna be late for something i should’ve been at an hour ago, yet my in-dream reaction is always “Oops! oh, whatever, who gives a shit…..”
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
says a lot about my personality that i near constantly have dreams where i‘m gonna be late for something i should’ve been at an hour ago, yet my in-dream reaction is always “Oops! oh, whatever, who gives a shit…..”
it's 0° out but it really feels like -20° out? Pure copium, dude. no need to jump thru all those silly mental hoops. just say that 0° feels like 0° like a normal person
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 PM
it's 0° out but it really feels like -20° out? Pure copium, dude. no need to jump thru all those silly mental hoops. just say that 0° feels like 0° like a normal person
i have this cup filled with vinegar to lure and kill fruit flies in my house, and this morning, i spied two flies clearly getting it on on the rim of the cup that’s already filled with about a dozen dead fruit flies. this says a lot about society
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
i have this cup filled with vinegar to lure and kill fruit flies in my house, and this morning, i spied two flies clearly getting it on on the rim of the cup that’s already filled with about a dozen dead fruit flies. this says a lot about society
a lot of people hate me, but fortunately i have a lot of supporters who describe me with the same words that one would a rabid dog. i am a good person
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
a lot of people hate me, but fortunately i have a lot of supporters who describe me with the same words that one would a rabid dog. i am a good person
asimov was bein naively optimistic when he figured folks in the future would bother to program the three laws of robotics into our robots
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
asimov was bein naively optimistic when he figured folks in the future would bother to program the three laws of robotics into our robots
the first ace attorney investigations is not unforgivably terrible, but it does have very strong simpsons season 10 vibes
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
the first ace attorney investigations is not unforgivably terrible, but it does have very strong simpsons season 10 vibes
if you start a stopwatch right at 11:32:38, the stroke of midnight will strike right when the stopwatch hits 27:22
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
if you start a stopwatch right at 11:32:38, the stroke of midnight will strike right when the stopwatch hits 27:22
whenever someone says that usb-c’s are better than older usb ports because you don’t have to worry about the orientation of the plug when you plug it in, that means they’ve succumbed to propaganda and misinformation. do not believe their lies
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
whenever someone says that usb-c’s are better than older usb ports because you don’t have to worry about the orientation of the plug when you plug it in, that means they’ve succumbed to propaganda and misinformation. do not believe their lies
the turner diaries is kinda funny to me, cuz the plot, as far as i can tell, is “What if we just fucking killed everybody, lol”; very welcoming ideology that doesn’t scream Evil Evil Evil at people
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the turner diaries is kinda funny to me, cuz the plot, as far as i can tell, is “What if we just fucking killed everybody, lol”; very welcoming ideology that doesn’t scream Evil Evil Evil at people
clair obscur drama is really baffling cuz like—didn’t we already know this? like cancelling a hitchcock film festival cuz someone checked his wikipedia page
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
clair obscur drama is really baffling cuz like—didn’t we already know this? like cancelling a hitchcock film festival cuz someone checked his wikipedia page
wondering how a cat lying unobserved in a closed box together with a potentially broken flask of poison can be considered dead and alive simultaneously until the cat is observed? You’ve just enjoyed a thought experiment by a pedophile
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
wondering how a cat lying unobserved in a closed box together with a potentially broken flask of poison can be considered dead and alive simultaneously until the cat is observed? You’ve just enjoyed a thought experiment by a pedophile
felt like i was goin insane in this home decor store when they started playin this version of tomorrow never knows except they were singin jingle bells on top of it instead of the normal words
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
felt like i was goin insane in this home decor store when they started playin this version of tomorrow never knows except they were singin jingle bells on top of it instead of the normal words
internet-brained dude who is also a fan of mid-20th-century american art be like: Guston makes me feel good!
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
internet-brained dude who is also a fan of mid-20th-century american art be like: Guston makes me feel good!
bad news, everyone: my insanely massive dong just got stuck in the exhaust pipe of my car again
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
bad news, everyone: my insanely massive dong just got stuck in the exhaust pipe of my car again
shit so beautiful i cried on the toilet
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
shit so beautiful i cried on the toilet
it makes sense when artists who make strange art get annoyed when folks ask if drugs inspired them, cuz you know if they really did take drugs to make their stuff, they would've already brought it up unprompted five seconds ago
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it makes sense when artists who make strange art get annoyed when folks ask if drugs inspired them, cuz you know if they really did take drugs to make their stuff, they would've already brought it up unprompted five seconds ago
sparkling water haters don’t understand that Water That Makes You Burp is objectively the best possible liquid
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
sparkling water haters don’t understand that Water That Makes You Burp is objectively the best possible liquid
really solid nap dream where i came up w a terrible movie plot: a zombie/monster apocalypse where the mc (played by Elijah Wood) starts taking this mysterious new drug to fight the zombies--the twist is that the drug turns him into the zombies! the dream movie was even directed by alan smithee
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
really solid nap dream where i came up w a terrible movie plot: a zombie/monster apocalypse where the mc (played by Elijah Wood) starts taking this mysterious new drug to fight the zombies--the twist is that the drug turns him into the zombies! the dream movie was even directed by alan smithee
laughing thinkin about some dumbass parent buying his kid those magnum-brand ice cream bars cuz he's convinced they're the best kind
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
laughing thinkin about some dumbass parent buying his kid those magnum-brand ice cream bars cuz he's convinced they're the best kind
this edible ain't shit
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
this edible ain't shit
i love absorbing opinions from social media, and i generally don’t think about things longer than a second. here, check this shit out: if a man directs a kid’s movie, then directs a movie with naked adults in it, that man’s a pedophile
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i love absorbing opinions from social media, and i generally don’t think about things longer than a second. here, check this shit out: if a man directs a kid’s movie, then directs a movie with naked adults in it, that man’s a pedophile
got some excellent black friday deals,, at the poop store,
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
got some excellent black friday deals,, at the poop store,
i love to reward musicians by listening to their music
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i love to reward musicians by listening to their music