main event jvckson (heel era)
@invaderjackson.bsky.social
chaotic disaster vibes
like a scorpion in a toaster
average dick energy
totally down with arson
Three out of five stars, wouldn’t change a thing. 😉
like a scorpion in a toaster
average dick energy
totally down with arson
Three out of five stars, wouldn’t change a thing. 😉
neither I nor the devil care what month it is, I’m beatin my shit
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
neither I nor the devil care what month it is, I’m beatin my shit
Imagine telling people we’re beefing and I’m at home freestyling a diss track about myself set to the Pattycake scene in Welcome To Derry’s second episode
November 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Imagine telling people we’re beefing and I’m at home freestyling a diss track about myself set to the Pattycake scene in Welcome To Derry’s second episode
This is easy 🥱
October 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This is easy 🥱
“Least I don’t have a face like a pig’s ass, like MOST of these bastards.” - Horatio, the clerk in Van Horn who is rumored to be a dracula.
He most definitely probably is.
He most definitely probably is.
October 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
“Least I don’t have a face like a pig’s ass, like MOST of these bastards.” - Horatio, the clerk in Van Horn who is rumored to be a dracula.
He most definitely probably is.
He most definitely probably is.
RIP in peace, George Foreman, you would have loved Foreman Grills
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
RIP in peace, George Foreman, you would have loved Foreman Grills
Need to be six beers deep in a spirit Halloween
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Need to be six beers deep in a spirit Halloween
I’m like if my mother and father unfortunately had a baby together
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m like if my mother and father unfortunately had a baby together
enemies to lovers but it’s me and myself
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
enemies to lovers but it’s me and myself
Be good and good will follow. Yeah ok. 😒
August 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Be good and good will follow. Yeah ok. 😒
Recognizing your mistakes after you make them is good, recognizing them AS you make them is g̶o̶o̶d̶e̶r̶ better.
August 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Recognizing your mistakes after you make them is good, recognizing them AS you make them is g̶o̶o̶d̶e̶r̶ better.
lmao hunting a whale for your whole life and never catching it couldn’t be me
August 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
lmao hunting a whale for your whole life and never catching it couldn’t be me
May 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Locals who live in a town whose economy is entirely based on tourism when they see a tourist:
May 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Locals who live in a town whose economy is entirely based on tourism when they see a tourist:
Hating women and then being angry that they hate you back is weird af.
May 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hating women and then being angry that they hate you back is weird af.
I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn't know how good I had it.
April 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn't know how good I had it.
If you ain’t trying to get your ass whooped this weekend at #WrestleMania then watch how you fuckin talk to me
April 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you ain’t trying to get your ass whooped this weekend at #WrestleMania then watch how you fuckin talk to me
You’re in her DMs.
I’m behind her in the mirror in a dilapidated mansion and when she turned around, I was gone.
We are not the same.
I’m behind her in the mirror in a dilapidated mansion and when she turned around, I was gone.
We are not the same.
April 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You’re in her DMs.
I’m behind her in the mirror in a dilapidated mansion and when she turned around, I was gone.
We are not the same.
I’m behind her in the mirror in a dilapidated mansion and when she turned around, I was gone.
We are not the same.
Bad…dog?
April 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bad…dog?
RIP George Foreman, you would have loved Foreman Grills 🙏🏿
March 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
RIP George Foreman, you would have loved Foreman Grills 🙏🏿
I’ll either be blocked, banned, or executed. Stay tuned to find out!
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ll either be blocked, banned, or executed. Stay tuned to find out!
What if we kissed on the Pokémon LegendsZA anti homeless architecture bench??
February 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What if we kissed on the Pokémon LegendsZA anti homeless architecture bench??