Invanz
invanz.bsky.social
Invanz
@invanz.bsky.social
Physician in the Midwest. Father and husband. Dogs, rabbits, chickens, a cat, and a turtle, oh my!
None of us have to try it; we all saw what happened to Michael Crawford in a Wal-Mart.
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So, basically Pixar's Wall-E?
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It's the same reasoning that turned "innocent people killed because of our actions, even if they weren't our targets" into "collateral damage". It's passive voice jargonization. (In this case, "kinetic strike" sounds a lot less violent and ruthless than "blew up the little boat into bloody bits".)
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
RFK Jr: “oh, you like somebody with a little grit in their voice?”
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Haha! That’s great satire, Onion. It’s a good thing real life doesn’t work like this
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This dude appears to combine the social skills of Musk, the human empathy of Zuckerberg, and the charisma of Nate Silver. Truly, the GOP is sending the best of the best.
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Current right wing representations can only be heroic if you build out a fantasy narrative that there are Master Evils that only true right wing hardasses will be able to stop. Islamic terrorists in your Walmart! Litter box groomers at your school! Socialists coming to tax your 401k!
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Economy* is all well and good!

*"The Economy" being 400 billionaires in a trench coat
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
2/ So much of the housing pricing crisis is not a lack of housing but the conversion of a necessity for existence into an investment vehicle and subscription-based passive income generator. Get rid of the perverse monetization of the housing market and the pricing will ease and maybe even deflate
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
- limit corporate home ownership
- ban real estate tax breaks for anything not primary residences
- ban landlord price fixing tools
- increase subsidies for first home mortgage
- ban financial products involving real estate
- federal WPA to rebuild condemned properties for low-income housing
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
And yet Weiss will still expand this format for more propaganda hours, because this is expressly why the Ellisons bought CBS for. Just as Elon is willing to lose any amount of $$$ on X turning it into a Nazi-fest, this is their buy-in for Oracle to receive multi-billion dollar government contracts
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Would never expect anything except propaganda from a guy bought by Peter Thiel. He’s nowr the JD Vance of political punditry, which is…not a great look or smell, but I bet it pays his bills
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Unless money and the cap are an issue, it’s not even a choice. They may have 2 backups on the roster that they know internally can’t hack it yet. Vs someone they know has done it before and can likely do it now, they just hope their spine doesn’t explode on a sack they can’t avoid
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
3) NFL teams will not use a valuable roster spot for a guy with marginal arm strength, etc. who may be better at the learning curve because there’s no way to test for that
4) so a team will 100% take a QB that’s succeeded on the learning curve but whose physical skills are declining from age
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
1) the modern NFL QB learning curve is very high, but is the most important part of becoming a winning QB
2) the NFL is chock full of QBs with the physical skills they can test easily for but can’t make it on the learning curve
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So, exactly like Mar-a-Lago?
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Rush Limbaugh 2.0
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Listen, I didn’t love the Nazis, but I thought they had some great ideas during their time.”
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not only “Obama spent > $71 million taxpayer money in golf in less than a year” but “only at golf courses owned and operated by Obama”.
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Part of the problem is it’s no longer *just* Russia. Putin has North Korea, Iran, China and to a lesser extent India now backing him in his war with Ukraine. There’s a lot of backers tipping the scales now in favor of Putin.
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Only if the US ships have run out the Jolly Roger. Otherwise, it's just sparkling robbery.
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November?? How did you raise your child to be so responsible with pencils
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What? A fascist right wing state government is using TPUSA as a recruitment and indoctrination tool for college age young adults?! If only a predictive scientist could have predicted this @michaelemann.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not so ironic as it is exclusionary when you realize US Capitalism has really been “socialism for the wealthy and corporations, unforgiving invisible hand of the free market for everyone else” this entire time.
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM