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"...What? What do you want?"
You weren't expecting him to show up like... *this*...
"What? Oh, yeah, him. He's fine. He likes it."
"What do you mean you 'want him back?' Look just leave me alone. Unless you wanna end up just like him. I'm BUSY."
"...What? What do you want?"
You weren't expecting him to show up like... *this*...
"What? Oh, yeah, him. He's fine. He likes it."
"What do you mean you 'want him back?' Look just leave me alone. Unless you wanna end up just like him. I'm BUSY."
You ain't fooling me
You ain't fooling me
Care to join me in the shower? I promise there's enough room and you tooootally wont end up squashed against the wall by my huge fucking ass or belly
Care to join me in the shower? I promise there's enough room and you tooootally wont end up squashed against the wall by my huge fucking ass or belly
Was really trying hold out until Christmas but, I've gotten a bit too big to hide it anymore...
Although I'm sure you wouldn't complain about getting a present early, would you?
Was really trying hold out until Christmas but, I've gotten a bit too big to hide it anymore...
Although I'm sure you wouldn't complain about getting a present early, would you?
Go ahead, take a look!
I promise I won't bite!
Can't promise I won't swallow though~
Go ahead, take a look!
I promise I won't bite!
Can't promise I won't swallow though~
i'm too tired to come up with a funny quip just get in me already
i'm too tired to come up with a funny quip just get in me already