may the meat gods shield you from the stall 🫡

he also often covers his toes with his tail like a Pallas's cat

this is how it feels for people who don't follow baseball at the beginning of the season, except swap "hours" for "months". there are four thousand games. it does not matter what day of the week nor what time of day it is, it is on. there is no logic here

MOST unusual, sharply color-zoned slice of amethyst from a bizarre stalactitic growth. This was found in India

Photo: Rob Lavinsky Cc

#minerals #crystals

Humble

though currently your hair would have much more dramatic effect than mine 😂

you gotta imagine pausing to pull the helmet off and letting all your hair fall out for dramatic effect

this has only gotten worse since I have moved to the eastern time zone. my family is in central, which is one hour difference. somehow they will simply never know what time it is here

girls love it when I am no man

apparently now that I'm 43 I've become the kind of person who makes jokes about typography. this is an unsettling discovery

they said learn to code not to kern

those people should be slapped in the face with a raw fish

so my son has developed a new, even weirder way to sit

goddamn I need a faerie or a hearty radish or some shit

all of this was done with no input from me and the default setting is of course for all of this to be on, I had to opt out of it and delete the meeting calendar to get rid of the one-click booking link

just discovered that ai has now been shoveled into Google calendar and decided to set up an appointment booking slate and a one-click link for people to book 30-minute blocks with me with no explanation, and was trying to go through my contacts and send invites to people it thinks I should meet with

I slept shitty the past 2 nights and it feels like trying to limp through the day starting at 10 HP or something. An email could one-shot me rn

this is one of the things that makes me so irrationally angry. I'm like, I was promised a period of at least a few years between worrying about pimples and wrinkles, this is bullshit

Your periodic reminder that you have the right to find out why your health insurer denied your claim.

We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

like not that Kansas City isn't great but I would like it to be in Boston where I am

it would be cool if this could go somewhere other than Kansas City, MO or Kansas City, KS

uggghhhh guess not

2/3 meetings today cancelled. Staring hard at that 3rd one on the calendar trying to manifest

goooood morning it is crisp and bright out there, and this little lady had a nice long jaunt where she could see her breath the whole time so yes: Lucy Loved That Walk