High Priestess, Low Patience
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Antifascist middle-aged mall goth. Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - [email protected]
anyway good night
January 9, 2026 at 6:16 AM
anyway good night
generations from now, it’ll be an unbelievable factoid passed around like an urban legend: that the 22nd century’s Pulitzer record-holder and internationally prestigious journal… used to be a glossy pop culture mag full of cologne ads and listicles about celebrity dogs
People Magazine is incredibly clear eyed about ICE being a terrorist organization. I’ll probably buy a subscription because of it:
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 AM
generations from now, it’ll be an unbelievable factoid passed around like an urban legend: that the 22nd century’s Pulitzer record-holder and internationally prestigious journal… used to be a glossy pop culture mag full of cologne ads and listicles about celebrity dogs
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
so I’m sitting here thinking I could use a bookcase of a very specific size, and *poof* there’s a vintage one on FB marketplace for $100 - which can’t possibly be correct, because I recognize the label; but this nice lady shrugs at me and says she knows, they’re moving to MN, it’s mine if I want it
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
so I’m sitting here thinking I could use a bookcase of a very specific size, and *poof* there’s a vintage one on FB marketplace for $100 - which can’t possibly be correct, because I recognize the label; but this nice lady shrugs at me and says she knows, they’re moving to MN, it’s mine if I want it
For the evangelical crowd: “I’m a big fan of Jesus’s hot take that people should recognize His followers because of their love for everyone + assistance to anyone in need, but you do you, I guess.”
One of the most effective responses I give to MAGA folks is from a moral high ground. "I can't really talk to you because your heart is full of cruelty. You remind me of a bully who tortures animals. I hope you find Jesus. I shall pray for your soul." They are disarmed and so confused.
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
For the evangelical crowd: “I’m a big fan of Jesus’s hot take that people should recognize His followers because of their love for everyone + assistance to anyone in need, but you do you, I guess.”
I’ll take “Faces It’s Hard to Say ‘No’ To” for a thousand, Ken
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I’ll take “Faces It’s Hard to Say ‘No’ To” for a thousand, Ken
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Critics want subtlety. Traumatized kids need clarity. Stranger Things doesn't win because it's subtle. It wins because it's not afraid to say the truth out loud to the people who need to hear it most. www.kameronhurley.com/we-are-the-s...
We Are the Stranger Things - Kameron Hurley
CONTENT CAUTION: Contains spoilers for Stranger Things season 5 and discusses childhood emotional and physical abuse. When I was a child, I lived with a monster. He slept in the big room at t...
www.kameronhurley.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Critics want subtlety. Traumatized kids need clarity. Stranger Things doesn't win because it's subtle. It wins because it's not afraid to say the truth out loud to the people who need to hear it most. www.kameronhurley.com/we-are-the-s...
The Morning Monty caught a brief peep of sun, but it went away entirely too soon.
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The Morning Monty caught a brief peep of sun, but it went away entirely too soon.
goooood morning it is brisk but dry and partly cloudy - so we took a long loop around the neighborhood and stopped at a little secret garden to chill and share pop tarts with the crows, so yeah, obvs: Lucy Loved That Walk
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
goooood morning it is brisk but dry and partly cloudy - so we took a long loop around the neighborhood and stopped at a little secret garden to chill and share pop tarts with the crows, so yeah, obvs: Lucy Loved That Walk
anyway good night
January 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
anyway good night
this ridiculous little lady has now been groomed, thank god (she was *wildly* overdue)
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
this ridiculous little lady has now been groomed, thank god (she was *wildly* overdue)
anyway I know what you’re here for, so behold some dog sass - I’ve gotta log off and get to work somehow, Jesus…
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
anyway I know what you’re here for, so behold some dog sass - I’ve gotta log off and get to work somehow, Jesus…
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lord, give me the strength to not argue at people who basically agree with me
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
lord, give me the strength to not argue at people who basically agree with me
I don't care if she didn't follow directions; I don't care if she was disrespectful; I don't care if she was noncompliant; I don't care if she spit in his face, called him ugly, and smacked his mom - "immediate execution by the state" was not warranted; jfc, this isn't complicated.
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I don't care if she didn't follow directions; I don't care if she was disrespectful; I don't care if she was noncompliant; I don't care if she spit in his face, called him ugly, and smacked his mom - "immediate execution by the state" was not warranted; jfc, this isn't complicated.
everyone should be mad as hell and getting madder by the nanosecond, and our politicians/ostensible leaders ought to be leading the charge - yes, at their own personal risk, *that's what we elected them for* and if they don't want to do it, they should move over for someone who *will*
"I ask folks to remain calm."
Stop asking angry residents to calm down and start demanding that ICE leave or cease hostile activity. TAKE THE SIDE OF YOUR CONSTITUENTS.
Stop asking angry residents to calm down and start demanding that ICE leave or cease hostile activity. TAKE THE SIDE OF YOUR CONSTITUENTS.
My public safety team is working to gather information on an ICE related shooting this morning.
We will share information as we learn more. In the meantime, I ask folks to remain calm.
We will share information as we learn more. In the meantime, I ask folks to remain calm.
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
everyone should be mad as hell and getting madder by the nanosecond, and our politicians/ostensible leaders ought to be leading the charge - yes, at their own personal risk, *that's what we elected them for* and if they don't want to do it, they should move over for someone who *will*
inflation is really doing a number on all these The Price Is Right contestants, bless
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
inflation is really doing a number on all these The Price Is Right contestants, bless
The Morning Monty would be sulking about the impending sleet, but he’s having a grand old time playing inside (for the moment)
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The Morning Monty would be sulking about the impending sleet, but he’s having a grand old time playing inside (for the moment)
goooood morning it is brisk but partly sunny and our timing was good, so this little lady got to greet kid after kid after kid as they headed off to school, so yes, 100%: Lucy Loved That Walk
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
goooood morning it is brisk but partly sunny and our timing was good, so this little lady got to greet kid after kid after kid as they headed off to school, so yes, 100%: Lucy Loved That Walk
aaaaaaand good night to this person, who did not even buy me a drink first
what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 AM
aaaaaaand good night to this person, who did not even buy me a drink first
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So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
How my neurodivergence tends to manifest:
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
How my neurodivergence tends to manifest:
anyway good night
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
anyway good night
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In a nation ruled by supremacy and all its many sabotages of the public good, every act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
In a nation ruled by supremacy and all its many sabotages of the public good, every act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
because nobody cares, when it's only a problem for women
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This is really bad; Grok is now going into is third day of regularly producing nonconsensual deepfake pornography and nobody is doing anything about it. The "Mechahitler" and "white genocide" episodes were stopped much more quickly. I suppose this tells us all about relative priorities.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
because nobody cares, when it's only a problem for women
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occam's razor agrees
not to go all identity politics but I think it’s also because the victims are women
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
occam's razor agrees