High Priestess, Low Patience
@cheriepriest.com
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Antifascist middle-aged mall goth. Lives: Seattle. From: FL/TX/KY/TN (in that order). Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - [email protected]
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I’m kind of here for the “Let’s Make A Deal”ification of resistance
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I was surprised and skeptical, not so much traumatized. A couple of kids fainted tho.
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evangelicals with a firm belief in the times of trouble before the second coming

in a nutshell
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We had to take a group hike whereupon we stumbled upon a hyper-realistically staged bus crash scene scattered with dead and wounded…and got told that it was our job to save their lives. It only took us 5 minutes to figure out it was fake; it was a test of our first-aid/emergency management skills.
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If you’re looking for another cozy horror book, @tanyahuff.bsky.social ‘s newest Direct Descendant is a definite pick.
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a million thanks kind sir and yes, because cozy horror is absolutely a thing

fight me
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October Spooky Reads: It Was Her House First by @cheriepriest.com

I maintain Cherie is at her best when she is writing about hauntings, and here she interweaves past and present to deliver a ghost story with a delightful ending. It's almost cozy creepy? Is that a genre? A+ pacing & characters.
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a million thanks kind sir and yes, because cozy horror is absolutely a thing

fight me
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
October Spooky Reads: It Was Her House First by @cheriepriest.com

I maintain Cherie is at her best when she is writing about hauntings, and here she interweaves past and present to deliver a ghost story with a delightful ending. It's almost cozy creepy? Is that a genre? A+ pacing & characters.
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I MEAN jfc if all of us were so in touch with and open about our feelings and taking accountability, oof
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It’s unreasonably good and charming and even weirdly wholesome; I went into it having no strong opinions about John Cena, and came out of it willing to rob a bank for him.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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it's so dumb that it feels like a prank
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“At least I am terribly good-looking in *every* light”
Handsome gray tabby with big gold eyes lounging on the back of a couch beside a window. He is really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.
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sounds like something the late, great Carb-Hound Greyson would do, lol
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The Morning Monty makes a wish for a hasty winter and early spring.
Fluffy gray tabby in loaf form, staring through a storm door at a grim October day. His hips look a bit odd, because he is missing his rear right leg. It does not slow him down in the slightest, but it makes his load shape a bit uneven.
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
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goooood morning it is dark, damp, and chilly out there but the leaves are still falling and the jaunt was a good one so yes: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes, staring up at the camera.
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Sorry - this is an old picture; I fell for it late at night after some wine.
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This is an old pic - I fell for it right as I went to bed after a glass of wine, sorry all.