High Priestess, Low Patience
@cheriepriest.com
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Antifascist middle-aged mall goth. Lives: Seattle. From: FL/TX/KY/TN (in that order). Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - [email protected]
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Heh, mine were farting yellow flowers
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I wrote a 12-page last-minute mediocre grad school paper in a (deliberate; he dared me) really good imitation of Boswell, apparently - and the prof gave me points enough for style that I got an A.
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what exactly did you think I was the high priestess of ::waggles eyebrows::
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
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I can only quote-post this once, but it’s happened *so many* times you guys
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
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An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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I’ve heard (and used) “heat-seeking sleep bombs.”
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The sun will come and go - but mostly go - for the next few months, but this little man will soak up whatever he can get.
Fluffy gray tabby on his side in a sunbeam patch in an office with a purple file cabinet covered with bumper magnets. The cat offers big gold eyes that gaze at the camera from upside down, with his whiskers swooping up in a great white spray.
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boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants
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The Morning Monty goes from window to window, catching the peeks of sun wherever he can find them today.
Fluffy gray tripod tabby upside down on a window perch. There’s been some sun off and on this morning, but it isn’t very consistent and it’s fading in favor of clouds.
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goooood morning it is brisk and sometimes bright, sometimes ominous out there but that didn’t slow us down at all and you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes, smiling at the end of a leash beside a sidewalk scattered with fall leaves.
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The Morning Monty heard a rumor that this will be our last sunny, 70-degree day until next spring so…he’s charging up his batteries while he still has the chance.
Fluffy gray tabby lying on a kitchen floor in a sunbeam puddle. The pic was taken from floor level and it makes my tiny kitchen look huge, lol.
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goooood morning it is crisp and bright out there, and this little lady had a nice long jaunt where she could see her breath the whole time so yes: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix smiling in a big pile of red leaves beside a sidewalk.
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He Went to the Paris Catacombs