InvisibleMomma
invisiblemomma.bsky.social
InvisibleMomma
@invisiblemomma.bsky.social
Devoted fan of British cookery competitions. I have both children *and* cats. I vote for Democrats because there are no better options. I live in Texas 😕

Always trust your cape.
I got this tiny shopping cart ornament today. The wheels work! As an HEB superfan, I am experiencing child-like joy. I'm using it to hold Splenda packets so I can keep it out all year 🤗
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I purchased a bag of 25 nutmegs, all dressed up in fancy mace jackets, 20 years ago in Grenada. The mace has faded & broken (& I've never made anything w/mace). I have 4 or 5 partially grated, the rest still intact. I'm 64 now & assume one of my kids will inherit the remaining nutmeg bounty 😂
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
He mad. She took his box.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Waiting for the thaw. Happy Thanksgiving from Daffodil
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I have one of those. He comes when called. He also rolls over on command IF he's already lying down. If you make sustained eye contact with him and do jazz hands, he'll rattle the tip of his tail. He's a gift from the distribution system and his name is Greg.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Looks like they're using concealer on both hands now
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I made friends with a raccoon
October 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Great turnout in Arlington TX for #NoKings today. I wore my new octopus suit. Lots of good signs!
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My 84 yo mom used the phrase "hooking up" yesterday & it kind of rattled me. She was referring to 1/2 feral kitties she was trying to get in live traps to take for spay/neuter but still...😂
September 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Former TX governor was an Aggie Yell Leader.
August 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
She was right about everything.
August 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I use this moderation list and it really reduces that problem
July 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It's like bouillon but it's a paste. Comes in a jar.
July 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I've been thinking about getting one of these. I think I'll go for the light-up version with random tropical graphics + dinosaurs 👍
July 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Don't know quite what to think about Michelle Gray. Is she wearing tinted lenses or...?
July 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In honor of National Ice Cream Day, I present the most delicious flavor. Ever.
July 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Or consider the valve stem core tool. Remove the core, tire won't hold air, and damage isn't visible. Makes it more difficult to identify/repair the problem.
June 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Inside you there are two cats. They are waiting. You feed them both.
May 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The CEO of a Very Large amusement attraction lives just up the road from me.

I just want to say I am disappointed by their flag game. Seems like there should be more
May 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This jd vance-looking twat. Just add eyeliner.

Run, Lauren. Run!

#LoveIsBlind
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Veteran prosecutor Ed Sullivan" doesn't sound like a young woman
February 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM