Kyle G.
@inwycs.bsky.social
Perennial open micer, unpublishable lit mag submitter, obligate cat-owner.
He/Him
He/Him
I’ve started taking a multivitamin, but if these things are supposed to be so healthy then why do they smell like piss?
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’ve started taking a multivitamin, but if these things are supposed to be so healthy then why do they smell like piss?
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. (I got hit in the face a lot as a kid and now I look like a have a drug problem)
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. (I got hit in the face a lot as a kid and now I look like a have a drug problem)
Stuck on writing a scene with a character that I’ve really come to NOT like and I think I’m gonna do something horrible to him purely out of spite.
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Stuck on writing a scene with a character that I’ve really come to NOT like and I think I’m gonna do something horrible to him purely out of spite.
Wild that scammers are having a constant identity crisis. Maria emailed me from Ingrid’s email address but her name in the email itself was Alice.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wild that scammers are having a constant identity crisis. Maria emailed me from Ingrid’s email address but her name in the email itself was Alice.
Apparently I double-paid my car insurance this month in case anybody needed proof that mania leads to wreckless spending.
I dunno, there's something there, I need to work it out. True story though.
I dunno, there's something there, I need to work it out. True story though.
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Apparently I double-paid my car insurance this month in case anybody needed proof that mania leads to wreckless spending.
I dunno, there's something there, I need to work it out. True story though.
I dunno, there's something there, I need to work it out. True story though.
The burning sky will blacken soon.
Leaves and night air crisping under the moon.
@blackboughpoetry.bsky.social I haven't tried my hand at something like this in a while, but I enjoyed it.
Leaves and night air crisping under the moon.
@blackboughpoetry.bsky.social I haven't tried my hand at something like this in a while, but I enjoyed it.
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The burning sky will blacken soon.
Leaves and night air crisping under the moon.
@blackboughpoetry.bsky.social I haven't tried my hand at something like this in a while, but I enjoyed it.
Leaves and night air crisping under the moon.
@blackboughpoetry.bsky.social I haven't tried my hand at something like this in a while, but I enjoyed it.
It’s kind of nice when a stranger likes a post you made out of nowhere.
It’s weird when they like 12. Like, I think I’m interesting, but I know I’m wrong. You’re either a bot or you’re making me sad at that point.
It’s weird when they like 12. Like, I think I’m interesting, but I know I’m wrong. You’re either a bot or you’re making me sad at that point.
October 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It’s kind of nice when a stranger likes a post you made out of nowhere.
It’s weird when they like 12. Like, I think I’m interesting, but I know I’m wrong. You’re either a bot or you’re making me sad at that point.
It’s weird when they like 12. Like, I think I’m interesting, but I know I’m wrong. You’re either a bot or you’re making me sad at that point.
Imagine hiring armed guards for your apocalypse bunker and thinking you’re gonna be the one calling the shots down there.
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Imagine hiring armed guards for your apocalypse bunker and thinking you’re gonna be the one calling the shots down there.
Finally utilizing Preptober as intended and it’s been an interesting experience. Will be nice to approach NaN- Reedsy’s Novel Sprint in November wearing trousers for a change.
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Finally utilizing Preptober as intended and it’s been an interesting experience. Will be nice to approach NaN- Reedsy’s Novel Sprint in November wearing trousers for a change.
Thinking about the time Dad played ‘dodge the lawn darts’.
Sure, I walk with a limp now, but you can’t buy good memories like that.
Sure, I walk with a limp now, but you can’t buy good memories like that.
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Thinking about the time Dad played ‘dodge the lawn darts’.
Sure, I walk with a limp now, but you can’t buy good memories like that.
Sure, I walk with a limp now, but you can’t buy good memories like that.
So many people in my life are using AI for everything and it feels like I'm witnessing in real time how it affects people's ability to just... Think.
Someone who works in IT, hardware and software side couldn't figure out cropping a video because ChatGPT didn't explain it.
What is happening here?
Someone who works in IT, hardware and software side couldn't figure out cropping a video because ChatGPT didn't explain it.
What is happening here?
August 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So many people in my life are using AI for everything and it feels like I'm witnessing in real time how it affects people's ability to just... Think.
Someone who works in IT, hardware and software side couldn't figure out cropping a video because ChatGPT didn't explain it.
What is happening here?
Someone who works in IT, hardware and software side couldn't figure out cropping a video because ChatGPT didn't explain it.
What is happening here?
Another day, another rejection letter. Solid, actionable feedback and some very and some very good points raised though so that’s nice.
August 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Another day, another rejection letter. Solid, actionable feedback and some very and some very good points raised though so that’s nice.
I thought I was a genius calling one cat Bobbie and the other Baby but it turns out that the feline ear isn’t great at differentiating vowels.
It has led to some confusion over who is the best little poopie in the world.
Incidentally, Poopie is my name for the third cat.
It has led to some confusion over who is the best little poopie in the world.
Incidentally, Poopie is my name for the third cat.
January 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I thought I was a genius calling one cat Bobbie and the other Baby but it turns out that the feline ear isn’t great at differentiating vowels.
It has led to some confusion over who is the best little poopie in the world.
Incidentally, Poopie is my name for the third cat.
It has led to some confusion over who is the best little poopie in the world.
Incidentally, Poopie is my name for the third cat.
I’m sure you’re all cool, but an entire genre of music just followed me on Instagram.
December 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I’m sure you’re all cool, but an entire genre of music just followed me on Instagram.
Heartbreaking: My girlfriend just told me that most of my favorite bands sound like cartoon rats.
Worse: She’s right.
Worse: She’s right.
December 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Heartbreaking: My girlfriend just told me that most of my favorite bands sound like cartoon rats.
Worse: She’s right.
Worse: She’s right.
On the plus side it was a surprisingly warm welcome back.
December 24, 2024 at 5:33 AM
On the plus side it was a surprisingly warm welcome back.
Yep, that went about how I figured it would.
a drawing of a man choking another man with the words that 's a choke job
ALT: a drawing of a man choking another man with the words that 's a choke job
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Yep, that went about how I figured it would.
It’s my first time doing comedy again since my lungs attempted to kill me two months ago and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dreading it.
December 23, 2024 at 11:51 PM
It’s my first time doing comedy again since my lungs attempted to kill me two months ago and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dreading it.
I think Bigfoot is the most believable of all the cryptids because if I were capable of opening interdimensional portals I would definitely use that power to fuck with drunk rednecks too.
December 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I think Bigfoot is the most believable of all the cryptids because if I were capable of opening interdimensional portals I would definitely use that power to fuck with drunk rednecks too.
Desperately rereading my last submission and trying to figure out why it's going to be rejected before they have a chance to do so.
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Desperately rereading my last submission and trying to figure out why it's going to be rejected before they have a chance to do so.
Catlike grace. Effortless finesse. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social doesn’t exhibit either in his stint with the ballet, but he does show an ability to make me cry. Whether tears of laughter, in sympathetic pain at each leap, or from sheer beauty I will leave ambiguous.
Go watch! youtu.be/eOZ6sZBVqC4
Go watch! youtu.be/eOZ6sZBVqC4
Gareth Reynolds Presents: The Nutcracker
YouTube video by Gareth Reynolds
youtu.be
December 16, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Catlike grace. Effortless finesse. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social doesn’t exhibit either in his stint with the ballet, but he does show an ability to make me cry. Whether tears of laughter, in sympathetic pain at each leap, or from sheer beauty I will leave ambiguous.
Go watch! youtu.be/eOZ6sZBVqC4
Go watch! youtu.be/eOZ6sZBVqC4
Been waiting to use the bathroom but I think the dude lives there now. I made the of trying the handle a second time and bro started shouting about Squatter’s Rights.
December 14, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Been waiting to use the bathroom but I think the dude lives there now. I made the of trying the handle a second time and bro started shouting about Squatter’s Rights.
My credit card offered specifically for medical costs has a podcast out on the costs of horse ownership, and I know I'm projecting here, but I feel they may have misjudged the means of most of their membership a smidge.
December 12, 2024 at 9:29 PM
My credit card offered specifically for medical costs has a podcast out on the costs of horse ownership, and I know I'm projecting here, but I feel they may have misjudged the means of most of their membership a smidge.
HEY! HEY! I’M ON THIS LIST!
Our Elsewhere prize Longlist is out! Congrats and good luck to these writers!
fracturedlit.com/fractured-li...
fracturedlit.com/fractured-li...
December 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM
HEY! HEY! I’M ON THIS LIST!
There’s a financial services company called Thrivent and I feel like they could have workshopped it a bit better back in 1902.
December 9, 2024 at 12:54 AM
There’s a financial services company called Thrivent and I feel like they could have workshopped it a bit better back in 1902.