I, Omnibus
@iomnibus.bsky.social
The only ombudsman you ever need.
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I, Omnibus
@iomnibus.bsky.social
· Jan 9
Carried over from my other SM app's pinned comment:
Hey free market capitalism fans in America, nothing is more Socialist than your beloved NFL!
The salary cap is Socialism.
Revenue sharing is Socialism.
The entry Draft is Socialism.
But yeah, keep telling me why I can't have free healthcare.
Hey free market capitalism fans in America, nothing is more Socialist than your beloved NFL!
The salary cap is Socialism.
Revenue sharing is Socialism.
The entry Draft is Socialism.
But yeah, keep telling me why I can't have free healthcare.
As of October, 2025, AI still cannot speak English properly. How well is AI with speaking other languages? Should I switch my language settings?
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
As of October, 2025, AI still cannot speak English properly. How well is AI with speaking other languages? Should I switch my language settings?
Another DRBC donation of O negative blood at my local New York Blood Center (NYBC) facility. I'm happy to donate, but every 16 weeks, I forget how much the staff's attitude towards me frustrates the heck out of me. First I'm a hero for my donation. Then I'm treated as if this is my time here.
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Another DRBC donation of O negative blood at my local New York Blood Center (NYBC) facility. I'm happy to donate, but every 16 weeks, I forget how much the staff's attitude towards me frustrates the heck out of me. First I'm a hero for my donation. Then I'm treated as if this is my time here.
This post is 24 years overdue. Well, 24 years plus 10 days. The one 9/11 related conspiracy that is true is one you probably never heard before.
The only conspiracy theory you need to believe
"Don't neglect me, no, noCome on an' be, be my conspiracy" The Black Crowes - A Conspiracy Before 2001, I took pride in being an iconoclast. There was a certain coolness in being a contrarian. I never went full Lone Gunmen, but I did sympathize with these characters who sympathized with Fox Mulder. I didn't believe in conspiracy theories back then, but I didn't have a disdain for them either. Over the past quarter century, thanks partly to the intentional dumbing down of Americans (that reminds me, I never did complete my "The Education of I, Omnibus" trilogy - I gotta get back to that one day), conspiracy theories are more prevalent and popular than ever.
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September 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This post is 24 years overdue. Well, 24 years plus 10 days. The one 9/11 related conspiracy that is true is one you probably never heard before.
I get the concept of Spirit Halloween stores is to look spooky, but the really scary part is how the rental spaces look the other 10 months of the year when it's unoccupied.
September 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I get the concept of Spirit Halloween stores is to look spooky, but the really scary part is how the rental spaces look the other 10 months of the year when it's unoccupied.
I keep telling everyone - when Jerry Jones said "All In" back in 2024, he wasn't referring to the Cowboys, he was talking about All Elite Wrestling's PPV in Globe Life Stadium in Texas.
August 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I keep telling everyone - when Jerry Jones said "All In" back in 2024, he wasn't referring to the Cowboys, he was talking about All Elite Wrestling's PPV in Globe Life Stadium in Texas.
For the umpteenth year in a row, the only good thing about the NY Jets is 1JD Films. Their videos > Hard Knocks.
August 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
For the umpteenth year in a row, the only good thing about the NY Jets is 1JD Films. Their videos > Hard Knocks.
Reposted by I, Omnibus
HOA’s are organized crime, pass it on.
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
HOA’s are organized crime, pass it on.
In Search Of…the last classic rock song
What is the newest song that could be considered classic rock? And could it be the last?
What is the newest song that could be considered classic rock? And could it be the last?
In Search Of…the last classic rock song
What is the newest song that could be considered classic rock? And could it be the last?
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July 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In Search Of…the last classic rock song
What is the newest song that could be considered classic rock? And could it be the last?
What is the newest song that could be considered classic rock? And could it be the last?
NYC Mayor LaGuardia has an airport named after him. Mayor Koch has a bridge named after him (feeling groovy).
Mayor Adams will have a glory hole in Grand Central named after him.
If Mamdani becomes our next mayor, what can we name after him? The new soccer stadium? A highway? (LIE, or GCP)
Mayor Adams will have a glory hole in Grand Central named after him.
If Mamdani becomes our next mayor, what can we name after him? The new soccer stadium? A highway? (LIE, or GCP)
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
NYC Mayor LaGuardia has an airport named after him. Mayor Koch has a bridge named after him (feeling groovy).
Mayor Adams will have a glory hole in Grand Central named after him.
If Mamdani becomes our next mayor, what can we name after him? The new soccer stadium? A highway? (LIE, or GCP)
Mayor Adams will have a glory hole in Grand Central named after him.
If Mamdani becomes our next mayor, what can we name after him? The new soccer stadium? A highway? (LIE, or GCP)
How much money would the government save if they didn't buy those damn DHS ads on YouTube and every other mobile game?
WTIF does the Dept of Homeland Security need to advertise unless it's blatant propaganda? Does Elon know about this waste of taxpayer $$$ ???
WTIF does the Dept of Homeland Security need to advertise unless it's blatant propaganda? Does Elon know about this waste of taxpayer $$$ ???
June 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How much money would the government save if they didn't buy those damn DHS ads on YouTube and every other mobile game?
WTIF does the Dept of Homeland Security need to advertise unless it's blatant propaganda? Does Elon know about this waste of taxpayer $$$ ???
WTIF does the Dept of Homeland Security need to advertise unless it's blatant propaganda? Does Elon know about this waste of taxpayer $$$ ???
You know you're old when you hear a light jazz version of Radiohead's Karma Police playing, and you recognize that it's Radiohead's Karma Police.
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Don't blame me. I'm not the office DJ.
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Don't blame me. I'm not the office DJ.
June 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You know you're old when you hear a light jazz version of Radiohead's Karma Police playing, and you recognize that it's Radiohead's Karma Police.
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Don't blame me. I'm not the office DJ.
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Don't blame me. I'm not the office DJ.
We've had, what, 8 Impossible Mission movies, and NOT ONE mention or reference to Elvin Atombender?! WTVF!?
May 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We've had, what, 8 Impossible Mission movies, and NOT ONE mention or reference to Elvin Atombender?! WTVF!?
Someone make this make sense to me:
How do xenophobic, fascist loving MAGAts love the created-by-a-European, Socialist loving Smurfs so much that we have yet another movie coming out this summer?
How do xenophobic, fascist loving MAGAts love the created-by-a-European, Socialist loving Smurfs so much that we have yet another movie coming out this summer?
May 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Someone make this make sense to me:
How do xenophobic, fascist loving MAGAts love the created-by-a-European, Socialist loving Smurfs so much that we have yet another movie coming out this summer?
How do xenophobic, fascist loving MAGAts love the created-by-a-European, Socialist loving Smurfs so much that we have yet another movie coming out this summer?
If I said it once, I've said it about ten times now.
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Shots are for winners
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Shots are for winners
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If I said it once, I've said it about ten times now.
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Shots are for winners
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Shots are for winners
Me in 2011: I never thought I'd hear Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap in a Coca-Cola commercial.
Me in 2025: I never thought I'd hear Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap in a Coca-Cola commercial....again.
Can't wait to hear a Coke commercial in 2039.
Me in 2025: I never thought I'd hear Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap in a Coca-Cola commercial....again.
Can't wait to hear a Coke commercial in 2039.
May 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me in 2011: I never thought I'd hear Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap in a Coca-Cola commercial.
Me in 2025: I never thought I'd hear Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap in a Coca-Cola commercial....again.
Can't wait to hear a Coke commercial in 2039.
Me in 2025: I never thought I'd hear Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap in a Coca-Cola commercial....again.
Can't wait to hear a Coke commercial in 2039.
Americans celebrating #cincodemayo is like Mexicans celebrating Patriot Day (April 15th). Both are regional holidays in their respective countries about a minor military victory over a European power.
May 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Americans celebrating #cincodemayo is like Mexicans celebrating Patriot Day (April 15th). Both are regional holidays in their respective countries about a minor military victory over a European power.
To all my NFL fans, Happy Socialism Day! Or as you call it, Draft Day. Which is 💯% Socialism.
The antitrust exemption is Socialist.
The salary cap is 100% Socialism.
Revenue sharing is 100% Socialism.
MAGA and free market capitalists should boycott the NFL. 😜😜
The antitrust exemption is Socialist.
The salary cap is 100% Socialism.
Revenue sharing is 100% Socialism.
MAGA and free market capitalists should boycott the NFL. 😜😜
April 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
To all my NFL fans, Happy Socialism Day! Or as you call it, Draft Day. Which is 💯% Socialism.
The antitrust exemption is Socialist.
The salary cap is 100% Socialism.
Revenue sharing is 100% Socialism.
MAGA and free market capitalists should boycott the NFL. 😜😜
The antitrust exemption is Socialist.
The salary cap is 100% Socialism.
Revenue sharing is 100% Socialism.
MAGA and free market capitalists should boycott the NFL. 😜😜
As a child of the 70s/80s, I remember seeing signs directing you to the nearest designated bomb shelter (e.g. a Public School basement) all over the place.
We probably need to bring those back.
We probably need to bring those back.
April 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
As a child of the 70s/80s, I remember seeing signs directing you to the nearest designated bomb shelter (e.g. a Public School basement) all over the place.
We probably need to bring those back.
We probably need to bring those back.
I've said five times before. Now I'll say it for the 6th time,
Shots are for winners
#avotaco #majorleaguetriviali
#triviathursday
Shots are for winners
#avotaco #majorleaguetriviali
#triviathursday
April 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I've said five times before. Now I'll say it for the 6th time,
Shots are for winners
#avotaco #majorleaguetriviali
#triviathursday
Shots are for winners
#avotaco #majorleaguetriviali
#triviathursday
New word: mellowcholy
Definition: the vibes you get from talking to a person who you know is super chill, but detect a hint of sadness in their voice and facial expression.
I definitely felt that last weekend when speaking to an old acquaintance.
Definition: the vibes you get from talking to a person who you know is super chill, but detect a hint of sadness in their voice and facial expression.
I definitely felt that last weekend when speaking to an old acquaintance.
March 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
New word: mellowcholy
Definition: the vibes you get from talking to a person who you know is super chill, but detect a hint of sadness in their voice and facial expression.
I definitely felt that last weekend when speaking to an old acquaintance.
Definition: the vibes you get from talking to a person who you know is super chill, but detect a hint of sadness in their voice and facial expression.
I definitely felt that last weekend when speaking to an old acquaintance.
You are not worthless.
If you ever feel depressed and feel worthless, just remember this:
At least you are not Burger King lettuce 🥬. Now that's worthless!
If you ever feel depressed and feel worthless, just remember this:
At least you are not Burger King lettuce 🥬. Now that's worthless!
March 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You are not worthless.
If you ever feel depressed and feel worthless, just remember this:
At least you are not Burger King lettuce 🥬. Now that's worthless!
If you ever feel depressed and feel worthless, just remember this:
At least you are not Burger King lettuce 🥬. Now that's worthless!
It's okay to mock and have contempt for Trump voters. I am more angry with those who didn't vote at all in the 2024 election. They are just as, if not more responsible for our current and future mess we're in.
Those non-voters should be put on a national registry. Or deported. Or both.
Those non-voters should be put on a national registry. Or deported. Or both.
February 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's okay to mock and have contempt for Trump voters. I am more angry with those who didn't vote at all in the 2024 election. They are just as, if not more responsible for our current and future mess we're in.
Those non-voters should be put on a national registry. Or deported. Or both.
Those non-voters should be put on a national registry. Or deported. Or both.
Everyone is complaining about the price of eggs going up due to the avian flu. But how come I'm the only one that is complaining about the obscene price hike in Doritos since the pandemic. There's been no g-damn Tostitos corn chip flu this decade. They're still+$2 more expensive than the others!
February 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Everyone is complaining about the price of eggs going up due to the avian flu. But how come I'm the only one that is complaining about the obscene price hike in Doritos since the pandemic. There's been no g-damn Tostitos corn chip flu this decade. They're still+$2 more expensive than the others!
Trivia winners get shots. #AvoTaco #majorleaguetrviali
February 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Trivia winners get shots. #AvoTaco #majorleaguetrviali
I see many individuals have claimed domain names of corporations and celebrities. It's just like the late 90s / early 2000s. Their IT Departments or PR reps better jump on board or negotiate with these squatters ASAP.
February 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I see many individuals have claimed domain names of corporations and celebrities. It's just like the late 90s / early 2000s. Their IT Departments or PR reps better jump on board or negotiate with these squatters ASAP.