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ionawonderbox.bsky.social
'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨
@ionawonderbox.bsky.social
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Probably having an internal system outage as we speak. Apparently demure. Amused by bad taxidermy. I usually follow people back who interact/have discussions with others. Drivellous. Tangled with @JimBobbers regularly.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
PPHWOAR!
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
Brb running out to buy it
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's definitely descriptive
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
I'm over here looking at your pulse ox and thinking you must feel like shit and then realized I'm a terrible perv. I.e., bad at being a perv.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
Hah!!

I guess you're right
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
Ffs, GROSS
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
This isn't free agent season
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 8h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Weak-ass bastard there. 🤣
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
It's dark out. The windows are basically mirrors. There is no "subtle" to be had. 🤣🤣
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
Just checking. 🤣
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
You think it grosses YOU out? I can FEEL it.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
I'm on a train.

And very visible.

Even if I was so inclined, that would end poorly.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
Are you sure this doesn't also trip up locals?
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
I can tell I've been in London and riding the Underground.

My nose feels like it's full of rock-hard boulders AND SIMULTANEOUSLY I have been in a dust storm.

Pass the saline nasal spray.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
The name of the city I'm from. Which I won't mention because I'm paranoid.
merriam-webster.com
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10h
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
Tell him! 🤣🤣
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
RUDE JIM.

Apologize to @blurtfish.bsky.social
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
DO IT.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
Specifically, the size guide listed a chest size.

Now every boob-owner ever knows the measurements of their boobs because you have to know to buy bras. And properly-fitting bras are non-negotiable.

The size guide lied.

I could wear it. But not comfortably.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
YES!
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
And to answer your question, I MIGHT wear the second version I bought that is being delivered tomorrow because no matter what the size guide SAID for that dirndl, it's actually about 2 sizes small and would pull awkwardly
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
YES. DAMN IT.
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
👀
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
Ngl, I'd splurge on Wallace and Gromit
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'Box 🧛🏻‍♀️✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 9h
You should get some.
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