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they don't let you have bees in here
I am glad Hades 2 has good sensibilities about little guys.
September 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
last night after too many drinks my friend was like "i've been watching something i am a little embarrassed by cause it's kind of silly/dumb, i think you'll like it....oh no that sounds bad. i'm not proud of how that went" and i was just like, aw, it's so nice to be known (he wasn't wrong)
July 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
while i was in alicante i went to lunch at a food stall that had about ten seats and was talking to one of the owners who was like, yea, 'we're just open 13:00-15:00 five days a week' and was like wow that must be nice.
June 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i have vaguely started packing before my usual (the day of) since i'll be gone a few weeks and how do y'all live like this i mostly am just questioning everything i own and panic buying shoes i'll need to return tomrorow.
May 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
i am (sincerely) glad the red sox are having a horny dragon night.
April 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
anytime i listen to the great comet obc i always think to myself "groban likes his ladies to pop"
February 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the ultimatum/stardew valley. the relationships that needd to be separated are marnie/lewis, my farmer/every romanceable character after i maxed out every ten heart event, and mayonnaise/drinking.
scavengers reign and zelda: tears of the kingdom

hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
December 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
there are a lot of shows that haven't aged well but gossip girl has aged exceptionally poorly (i say, rewatching it for the third time).
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
on a whim i decided to follow a recipe as written and i already have regrets.
December 3, 2024 at 10:07 PM
a lot is trash currently, but i saw a possum just now in my new stardew playthrough so there is at least that.
November 8, 2024 at 6:58 PM
i started replaying tears of the kingdom because i forgot where i left off and i hadn't gotten to the murder roombas before. (they can't do ramps though.) (also i put the flamethrower on backwards so it was mostly a danger to me.)
August 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
covid finally got me and tbh this was partially my reaction since i dnw the meetings i had the rest of the week 😷https://www.tiktok.com/@netflixisajoke/video/7272357113769266474
TikTok - Make Your Day
www.tiktok.com
August 7, 2024 at 7:13 PM
i watched bridgerton and did not care for 90% of it. but it was very watchable garbage. (the 10% i liked was 8% kate + her family and then 2% rjp's portrayal of the Duke which was in interesting storyline up until they decided to take it the shittiest way possible)
May 27, 2024 at 11:49 PM
the way i go about concerts is
step one) buy ticket
step two) never put it on my calendar
step three) be struck by the vague recollection i might have something upcoming
step four) finally remember to search email for ticket, note date, and still not put it on calendar
April 10, 2024 at 3:48 PM
i do very much love great comet. every time i listen to the recording of it i never fail to think "groban does like his ladies to pop"
April 8, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Maybe had 3am existential crisis and booked an irresponsible trip at the end of April whoops
March 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM
a retired racing greyhound leaned against me on my walk home from pathfinder and i love him.
March 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
a regular occurrence when i watch things:

me: this thin white woman looks familiar
imdb: confirms i have never seen another thing this woman is in and that i have in fact thought two separate white women on this one show were both taylor schilling (neither were)
February 24, 2024 at 7:14 AM
i have found the perfect venue for if i ever need to marry someone for health insurance reasons: www.tacobellwedding.com
February 21, 2024 at 8:04 PM
i think i ate too much bread yesterday but no regrets.
February 12, 2024 at 12:58 AM
i had a gum graft done yesterday and once again corporeal forms were a mistake.
February 9, 2024 at 6:37 PM
playa with a light brush of intertidal marsh
On a lighter note, apparently it's World Wetlands Day. Which one are you? I'm self-diagnosing as Peatland. (I love these little scicomm games.)
February 5, 2024 at 11:26 PM
it doesn't happen often but sometimes i encounter a food that is too spicy even for me and while i am not a quitter i do have regrets
January 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
i always vote by mail anyway so what if instead of being in country at election time i find capybaras to watch.
January 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
the amount of bubble wrap used for being shipped this saucepan is disproportionately a lot
January 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM