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@ipsin.bsky.social
Yippie kai yay!
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What if "Mad Libs", but it cost a hundred billion dollars?
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Right now I get the sense that the "Destroy Palantir" caucus could fit comfortably in a nice beach house...
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I can't even tell if they were swindled out of a proper vote, or if they simply bargained for a useless prize.
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's not teleoperated, it's that the AI is trained on some teleoperator data...

If these robots are allowed to do surgery, we can save so many lives. (Me, attempting to channel Musk)
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Everyone knows the Onion reuses the same photos over and over for their opinion pieces... Maybe FTFNYT fell in love with the idea too.
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Putting a "blocked by" counter in your profile is also pretty red flag.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Me, realizing that "Admissions Authenticity Coach" is probably someone's job title...
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Infinite mortgages are the way to go. Balance the payment so it's 100% interest, and you never have to worry about accruing equity. Make refinancing super-easy and the market will provide abundance for all*.

*terms and conditions apply
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Since war crimes were being committed, weapons shipments could have been stopped by the President under a number of legal authorities. They didn't, because Biden was ok with it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Literally trying to summon Glonzo.
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's funny how successful the primary campaign was, my brain reflexively went "Don't rank Cuomo".
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I hate how the right is so down with just making shit up, and the consequences are non-existent .

You could spend weeks trying to debunk this obvious nonsense, and in that span another dozen lies will have dropped.
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What are the odds that they don't just shred everything that's even slightly embarrassing to the Pedocon in Chief? If that hasn't already happened...
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If you ask him, Mike Johnson is a man who has not seen a *lot* of things.
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
No, he was already sentenced. The sentence was "unconditional discharge" (nothing, basically).
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Billy's answer looks a lot like BratGPT...
October 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That said, I haven't seen any reporting on the target stock price used for any tranches aside from the last one...
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Look a little more closely? Not saying it's good, but the warrants come in tranches, starting with the 1st delivery, and the last tranche of stock requires hitting an AMD target share price of $600 (i.e. 3x). OpenAI might not exist before they get any warrants.

www.reuters.com/business/amd...
AMD signs AI chip-supply deal with OpenAI, shares surge over 34%
AMD will supply artificial intelligence chips to OpenAI in a multi-year deal that would bring in tens of billions of dollars in annual revenue and give the ChatGPT creator the option to buy up to roughly 10% of the chipmaker.
www.reuters.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM